Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[choxorn]

I order the SPARTANs to kill the remaining Illuminati Soldiers.

 

[Earthling]

The universe is already so cruel to me. I mean, I already tried to put out a vehicle on fire before and we all saw how that worked out. And now I have a chance of rolling a 2, so yeah...

Still, I put out the fire. Gotta try, I mean, seriously, it's that or end up stuck in 1982 for real...

 

[TheLastOne36]

I go to a magic spring that heals health of all who visit it then.

OOC: Talk about bad luck. >.<

 

[Abaddon]

Find a magic staff with "Magic Mirror" charged.. (higher roll= more charges?)

 

[Abaddon]

13: You gain +100 hp to your base health, but do not gain 100 hp.

I don't understand?

 

[Earthling]

You gained a heart container but it didn't refill your meter. Be thankful you didn't have to kill a boss/run around in a green tunic for it.

 

[Abaddon]

oh, so i have a higher "max" but i have to get there by healing?

 

[tuxedohamm]

With my new position of power, I obtain numerous connections throughout Heaven granting me direct control and influence of a vast portion of all those in Heaven.

 

[Omega124]

(Wait, did my last attempt to summon the 3 work?

I rush towards the wounded and try to heal them with my doctor skills.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I kill everybody in the dodgeball court.

 

[GenMarshall]

i kill everybody in the dodgeball court.

haxors!! D:

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

For my action, I try to avoid roll of two.

19: You succeed so well, your next roll is guaranteed to be above 10.

I wait patiently for my order to arrive in the mail.

18: Your patience pays off; you find a courier at your door. The World Leaders expect you to live up to your end of the bargain.

(Releasing Obama and distributing the equipment are free actions)

I continue to sleep.

You regain 20 hp.

I pick up the Night Vision goggles

8: The goggles were damaged by your fall.

Being overcharged and full of power, I rain death and destruction onto the players.

19: Every player currently on your plane of existence suffers 10 damage.

I order the SPARTANs to kill the remaining Illuminati Soldiers.

11: The SPARTANs engage, sending the troop truck careening off course.

Still, I put out the fire. Gotta try, I mean, seriously, it's that or end up stuck in 1982 for real...

2: You burn yourself as you realize you have nothing to extinguish it, suffering 19 damage.

I go to a magic spring that heals health of all who visit it then.

2: You nearly drown trying to drink from it, suffering 13 damage.

Find a magic staff with "Magic Mirror" charged.. (higher roll= more charges?)

15: You find the staff; the number of charges will vary based on what "Magic Mirror" does.

With my new position of power, I obtain numerous connections throughout Heaven granting me direct control and influence of a vast portion of all those in Heaven.

1: Not everyone is satisfied with your vision, triggering a celestial civil war.

(Wait, did my last attempt to summon the 3 work?

I rush towards the wounded and try to heal them with my doctor skills.

(No it didn't. You were intercepted.)

14: Even under attack, you manage to restore four casualties to active duty.

I kill everybody in the dodgeball court.

2: "We have a tango, men!"
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (14): Once again, you put on some dance moves to dodge the volley.

 

[mythmonster2]

I distribute the equipment, release Obama, and charge out of my base, shooting Seon in the process.

 

[Seon]

I continue to sleep, trying to fall into a deeper sleep so that I heal faster.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I find a magic Sprig, who heals me.

 

[GenMarshall]

[rescinded orders]

OOC: Is it just me or do I have something of a low luck here

 

[kill fire]

I see TLO, who is more injured that any other player, and decide to put him out of his misery with a energy beam to the head. Plus it will be cool to see his head explode.

 

[Earthling]

Argh It burns....

I discover that the unobtainium can magically (or more like, unrevealed and unknown physics properties) put out the fire, allowing me to finish my installation process.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I repair the night vision goggles

OOC: Is it just me or do I have something of a low luck here

I have been trying to get a health pack for the last 3 turns.

 

[Omega124]

I take all my soldiers (including the dead and wounded ones, along with the truck.) go to 1982 and summon This in the present (as in the time where everyone is).