Roll to Dodge: Red Spy

[W|M]

I go to an airport in Washington DC in the Chopper.

 

[ilduce349]

I try to escape and I ask neverwonagame to help me get out

 

[hoplitejoe]

i pick up and throw the headstone at yoshi for trying to beat our hole.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I find a cat.

 

[Skwink]

I patch my self up.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I help ilduce out, while ordering my mercenaries to finish off Yoshiegg.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I steal the hole that Hoplitejoe built, healing myself, while simultaneously kicking away the headstone Abaddon put on the hole

 

[Omega124]

My action: Perhpas Uncle Kirby will be better?

Troops: Train new recruits.

 

[Red_Spy]

I fashion a crude headstone out of rock and place it at the top of the hole

2: As to try to make the headstone, it falls over crushing both of your feet. (Crushed Feet -5 to rolls requiring movement, -25 Helath)

I go to an airport in Washington DC in the Chopper.

20: As you walk out the chopper, you are greeted with the Russian General in charge of the American invasion. He offers for you to launch a nuclear missle at New York, wiping out any American resitance.

I try to escape and I ask neverwonagame to help me get out

1: You move your arm to push a boulder away, but it comes and crushes your arm. No one heard you scream.

i pick up and throw the headstone at yoshi for trying to beat our hole.

10 (12) : You push the Headstone at Yoshi

I find a cat.

10: You find one.

I patch my self up.

15: You find a first aid kit, and use it to patch up your hand.(Back to full health)

I help ilduce out, while ordering my mercenaries to finish off Yoshiegg.

18: Sadly, Ilduce is gone, you drag out his dead body. Your men come across several trucks, and a few men. (Max health for your bodyguards increase by 20, Trucks + 2 to movement.)

I steal the hole that Hoplitejoe built, healing myself, while simultaneously kicking away the headstone Abaddon put on the hole

6: You climb into the hole, but has HopliteJoe pushes the tombstone away after Abaddon crushed his foot, it lands on top of you, injuring your leg. (-25 Health, Hurt Leg -2 to movement.)

My action: Perhpas Uncle Kirby will be better?

Troops: Train new recruits.

3: People are outraged over Uncle Kirby, and rebel against you.

15: You troops train the new recruits, making them better at combat. (+1 in combat)

*Rebels are now a NPC

 

[hoplitejoe]

i use my super strength to pick up yoshi and place him in the hole with abaddon and bury them both.

 

[Skwink]

I hire H.E Pennypacker, Art Vandley, and Kel Varnson to assist me.

 

[Omega124]

Crush rebels in the name of libertarianism and Kirby! Troops do so as well!

 

[W|M]

I graciously accept the offer and nuke New York!

 

[ilduce349]

was that intentional? I rolled 1 twice in a row

 

[Red_Spy]

No, it wasn't. I use an RNG, it is random.

 

[ilduce349]

well in that case SK hates me for some reason

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I magically heal all negative effects and hp while simultaneously switching places with Hoplitejoe

 

[ilduce349]

So can I create a new guy or am I eliminated?

 

[Yoshiegg737]

So can I create a new guy or am I eliminated?

No. Your dead.

 

[ilduce349]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww