i use my super strength to pick up yoshi and place him in the hole with abaddon and bury them both.
17 (19): You grab Abaddon and slam him into the hole, crushing Yoshi beneath. Then, you cover the hole, and walk away. (- 30 to Abaddon's Health, Yoshi is dead)
I hire H.E Pennypacker, Art Vandley, and Kel Varnson to assist me.
6: They laugh, you work for them!
Crush rebels in the name of libertarianism and Kirby! Troops do so as well!
4: The rebels beat you and your troops up and down the street, to the tune of (-40 Health to Omega and troops.)
I graciously accept the offer and nuke New York!
20: Thank you Comrade, the bomb will land shortly. (Nuclear missle detonates in 1 turn over New York)
I magically heal all negative effects and hp while simultaneously switching places with Hoplitejoe
Sadly, you are dead.
ACTION: From where I am (so no movement required) I make a headstone with Hoplitejoe's name on it
10: You are stuck in the ground, you can't make a head stone. ( -10 per turn due to lack of air, roll a 14 to get out.)
I get to New England before the nuke drops.
Mercenaries: Get to New England before the nuke drops.
You 8 (10): You can't find your way out.
Merc 16: They get out, wondering where you are.
After a short rest (missed turn), I go to join the new nation being formed.
1: They reject you for siding with the Russians, and fire at you as you approach.
Roll to Dodge! 6: You get shot in the right arm, and are unable to move it. (-30 Health, -3 to actions requiring the right arm)
I train my cat to go Super Saiyan.
15: Its hair goes golden, and has great strength (+20 to kitten's health, +2 to Kitten's attack)
A nuke drops in 1 turn, better run.