Roll to Dodge: Red Spy

[Seon]

I appear out of the darkness, waving a fire axtinguisher and screaming like Conan the barbarian, and chop General Olaf into pieces.

 

[Omega124]

In Albany, I organize a new army.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I nuke WiM

 

[bestrfcplayer]

My super kitty and I stop Omega from forming a new army in Albany.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Oops- missed a turn.

I try to hire more mercenaries.

Mercs: Try to construct a hospital so my army of mercs (I'm trying to hire more, after all) can get healing.

 

[Optical]

I see a bulletproof vest in the corridor and put it on.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I acquire hookswords.

 

[Red_Spy]

I help the Russians conquer America!

20: You lead the armies into battle all across the U.S.A, and gain great battle experince. (Great Battle Experince, +3 to attack.)

I appear out of the darkness, waving a fire axtinguisher and screaming like Conan the barbarian, and chop General Olaf into pieces.

6: You miss, and chop your left hand off. (-25 Health, -3 to actions requiring the left hand)

In Albany, I organize a new army.

17: Your new army is alot better than before, and can attack and defend alot better (+2 To attack and Defense of American armies)

I nuke WiM

5: As you walk out of your shelter, Russian Soliders shoot you, for a good amout of 30 Health. (-30 Health)

My super kitty and I stop Omega from forming a new army in Albany.

6: As you appoach Albany, you are sniped from afar. (-30 Health)

I try to hire more mercenaries.

Mercs: Try to construct a hospital so my army of mercs (I'm trying to hire more, after all) can get healing.

2: Your current mercs are angry that they aren't good enough for you, rebel, and shoot you, leaving you bleeding. (-40 Health, Bleeding -10 Health per turn)

I see a bulletproof vest in the corridor and put it on.

5: Instead you find a bullet, in your brain.

I acquire hookswords.

6: You cut your hand trying to grab one. (-30 Health)

 

[Omega124]

I annex the surronding areas.

 

[Seon]

I reattach the left hand to my stump.

 

[Skwink]

I hug Omega124.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

My Super Kitty kills the sniper.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I try to cure my bleeding.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I punch someone or something with my super strength.

 

[W|M]

I get Russian armies to fight Omega's inferior army.

 

[KaiserElectric]

What the hell?

I kick someone in the nuts as punishment for that ridiculous health loss.

 

[Abaddon]

I get out of the hole

 

[hoplitejoe]