Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[Earthling]

I can still punch one of these sharks out with just one arm and my strength! From hell's heart and all that jazz.

 

[Skwink]

I pay Pennypacker to kill Earthling.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My action: I blast Boundless with the tank at full power, making her lose her goddess powers
Bikini Ladies: Kill Earthling

 

[Abaddon]

Ooh, double update joy for your guys today.. i'm doing it right NAOWE

 

[Abaddon]

I coerce Yoshiegg737 into giving me the tank...

9 (14): With a strange smile on his face, he jumps out, tossing you the keys as you climb in...

Red Medic: Removes knife from my back.

12: Out he pulls it..

Me: Sap the tank.

13 (14): I assume that means destroy it? If so, its fubared...

I can still punch one of these sharks out with just one arm and my strength! From hell's heart and all that jazz.

15 (20): You thrash about with your fist and kill both the sharks, as well as dragging yourself onto the beach..you grabbed your arm from the shark as well.

I pay Pennypacker to kill Earthling.

2 (3): She misheard you and slips poison into your own tea...

My action: I blast Boundless with the tank at full power, making her lose her goddess powers

15 (13): Even its broken hulk blasted at her disfigures her former beauty, breaking her hold over the weakness of man.

Bikini Ladies: Kill Earthling

16: As the half-of-a-super-man drags himself out of the water, the evil ladies snap his neck...

 

[Yoshiegg737]

The tank went to Boundless, then was destroyed, then used to attack Boundless in one turn?

My Action: Duplicate the AFT and give one to each bikini lady
Bikini Ladies: Eat a can of an unknown food which has "Healing Food" printed on the side

 

[Abaddon]

It was used as a large physical object, not an actual workable tank

 

[SouthernKing]

I become one with Chuck Norris.

Whoops wrong thread

 

[Abaddon]

I become one with Chuck Norris.

Sorry, not accepting sign-ups this close to the end of the game.. few updates and it will be all over though

 

[Boundless]

It is night-time, and as no one but I can see ANYTHING, I coerce Earthling into using his strength to throw the broken tank at Yoshiegg737, killing him.

 

[SouthernKing]

Sorry, not accepting sign-ups this close to the end of the game.. few updates and it will be all over though

If you remember, I kinda got killed earlier? anyways you ninja'd my edit.

 

[Red_Spy]

Sapping is a term in TF2, where the spy places a sapper on electronic objects, sapping power and slowly destroys it.

Red Medic: Heals me

Me: Use Sasha to finish off Earthling

 

[Skwink]

I offer Yoshieegg some tea...

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Potential triple update in a day?

 

[Earthling]

Oh man this is intense. I think I'll turn my eyes to look at a little grasshopper on the ground here and whisper "Thou art God."

 

[Earthling]

Look I know those are game-winning quality last words and a great situation for it but is this on hiatus or going to come back? Or maybe everyone is revived and moved back to the Pony Crossover setting?

Yay!

 

[Abaddon]

My Action: Duplicate the AFT and give one to each bikini lady

8 (10): You don't have the right tools.

Bikini Ladies: Eat a can of an unknown food which has "Healing Food" printed on the side

7: It turns out to be Un-Healing Food.. since it was out of date.. and their fragile bodies cannot cope.

It is night-time, and as no one but I can see ANYTHING, I coerce Earthling into using his strength to throw the broken tank at Yoshiegg737, killing him.

14 (8): Everything goes to plan, until the bit where he has to pick up the tank. He really wants to for you.. but.. Earthling is a vegetable... all he can do is blink..

Use Sasha to finish off Earthling

13 (15): The bullets rip through him

Heals me

13: You regain 4hp and the wound stops bleeding.

I offer Yoshieegg some tea...

20 (20): It is the most beautiful tea ever tasted. Your poison is cured, an it fills you with a sense of understanding. You both will win the game, if you do it together, or convince everyone else to join you for tea. ((killing everyone is still the other option))

Oh man this is intense. I think I'll turn my eyes to look at a little grasshopper on the ground here and whisper "Thou art God."

17 (0): Sadly, your bullet riddeled body can do nothing so poetic

 

[Skwink]

I also offer Boundless some tea.

 

[Boundless]

Oh fine, I take the damn tea from Skwink which allows me to win the game too

 

[Abaddon]

(thats a joint, hippy win option, anyone can still be the soul winner by killing off everyone else)