Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[Abaddon]

I take some aspirin from the first aid kit and wash it down with sea water.

(Does that count as in water?)

This time yes.. but you are a merman.. think about it! when under the sea, you will kick ass.. on land.. not so much.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My Action: Run far, far away from Boundless. Most preferably in the direction of Pearl Harbor
Bikini Ladies: Hold bombs and run into every player in the game

 

[Skwink]

I snipe Mechaerik from a tower in the Mob HQ.

 

[Abaddon]

Update tomorro.. i'm getting smashed tonight, sorry peeps

 

[Boundless]

...I hit Abaddon with my fist. (N.B. this is NOT my action)

 

[Abaddon]

I coerce Yoshiegg737 into giving me his jet pack in order to find my way.

16 (20): Yoshiegg737 hands over the jetpack, mesmerized by your breasts and absent mindedly points you towards the HQ

I take some aspirin from the first aid kit and wash it down with sea water.

(Does that count as in water?)

14 (17): The asprin takes away any pain you had and allows your body to heal..

I shoot Sasha through the portals, to hit Earthling on the other side.

10 (12): You somehow manage to snipe at Earthling via various portals to deal 3 (5) damage (-5hp Earthling)

I use my strength to swim towards this same island nearby the sub's sinking site that various others went to before.

17 (14): You swim and you're arm muscles increase in strength from the effort

My Action: Run far, far away from Boundless. Most preferably in the direction of Pearl Harbor

10 (12): You run in the direction of Pearl Harbor

Bikini Ladies: Hold bombs and run into every player in the game

10: They don't have any bombs, nor the will power to run around as they aproach death..

I snipe Mechaerik from a tower in the Mob HQ.

5 (6) You fumble your gun and drop it to the floor outside the HQ

 

[Red_Spy]

I retry to summon Red Medic.

 

[Boundless]

I use my powerful jet pack and beauty to coerce Skwink Caesar into helping me attack HQ.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My Action: I completely heal the bikini ladies with a healing ray inside my AFT
Bikini Ladies: Go find a weapon

 

[Skwink]

I have the mobsters go and kill mechaerik.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Can I still join? If yes I mug some old person.

 

[mechaerik]

I swim to the ocean floor to recover.

 

[Earthling]

I impress the rogue shark with my bulging biceps so it allies with me.

 

[Abaddon]

I retry to summon Red Medic.

2 (3): He really isn't interested, and is sick of you bothering him.. he attacks you instead!

ROLL TO DODGE!

19: You effortlessly knock him back, and he decides to stick around.

I use my powerful jet pack and beauty to coerce Skwink Caesar into helping me attack HQ.

6 (12): He is powerless to resist your powers and shoots about at his HQ, this brings you both under attack from the mob who will attack next turn!

My Action: I completely heal the bikini ladies with a healing ray inside my AFT

11 (13): The rays beam down on them and heal them up.

Bikini Ladies: Go find a weapon

16: They find a pistol that had been dropped.

I have the mobsters go and kill mechaerik.

16 (17): They place a hit on him, and almost get him. He escapes, but within an inch of his life

Can I still join? If yes I mug some old person.

Pools closed, sorry.

I swim to the ocean floor to recover.

3 (6): After being beaten up by the mob, you don't quite reach the ocean floor

I impress the rogue shark with my bulging biceps so it allies with me.

16 (20) The shark is mesmerised by your bulging biceps! He invites his friend along too! (you can submit actions for both the shark, AND another for is mate!)


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[mechaerik]

i transform into a shark and eat smaller fish to recover.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My Action: Activate a super shield from my AFT that increases my defence
Bikini Ladies: Finish off Mechaerik with the pistols and steal Terrance's Arm

 

[Skwink]

I call Natasha to me and we go to tie an anchor to mechaerik's foot.

 

[Boundless]

I coerce the mob leader into my bedroom to distract him from attacking...

 

[Abaddon]

i transform into a shark and eat smaller fish to recover.

9 (12) : You turn into a shark (losing your +3 bonus for being merfolk! FOOL!) and happily chomp up fishies healing you of 4hp.

My Action: Activate a super shield from my AFT that increases my defence

15 (17): The AFT generates a shield that will reduce any damage you take by 4.

Bikini Ladies: Finish off Mechaerik with the pistols and steal Terrance's Arm

2: They try and follow him into the water, but the silly girls can't swim! They will drown in 3 turns!

I call Natasha to me and we go to tie an anchor to mechaerik's foot.

6 (7): He doesn't have a foot...

The mob attacks!
R2d!
13 (14): They see Natasha beside you and confused, don't attack.

I coerce the mob leader into my bedroom to distract him from attacking...

7 (12): You bed the Mob Leader, saving yourself from any attacks

 

[mechaerik]

I save the drowning ladies.