Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)
- Thread starter Abaddon
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Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
My Action: I whack Mech with the AFT before saving the bikini ladies
Bikini Ladies: Destroy Mech when he tries to save them
Bikini Ladies: Destroy Mech when he tries to save them
Well I obviously direct the sharks to go attack in the general direction of the mechaerik/bikini lady conflict. Their instincts will tell them what's best.
I get picked up by a rogue shrimping boat after being mistaken for a different war veteran
(figuring that we all served on a submarine it's not so much a bluff at least, just a misunderstanding)
I get picked up by a rogue shrimping boat after being mistaken for a different war veteran
(figuring that we all served on a submarine it's not so much a bluff at least, just a misunderstanding)
Boundless
Deity
I coerce the mob boss into turning off the lights plunging Skwink Caesar into darkness
Abaddon
Deity
8: You only scare them.
17 (18): It is an amazing meal. It heals you completely.
7 (9): You miss.
4: They are stung by a passing jellyfish.. (-3hp)
Shark1/ 12 (15): A devastating attack on Mechaerik rips his already damaged body apart.
Shark2/ 5 (9): Is more than happy to chew on Mechaerik's body than attack the ladies.
14: They pick you up.
12 (16): The lights are turned off in the Mob HQ...
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Red_Spy loses 2hp for inaction...
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
Aw, i'm dead. 
Oh well. C'est la vie.
Oh well. C'est la vie.
Abaddon
Deity
Yeah, sorry man, but sharks are DEADLY in the water.. +4 to attack, and +4hp damage.. :/
Boundless
Deity
In the darkness I coerce Skwink Caesar into giving me his body armour and cut off his own legs.
sharks should keep attacking whatever's in the water.
Turns out this shrimping boat has not only a dimwitted Alabama alum onboard but one of those trying-to-be-the-youngest-to-sail-around-the-world enthusiasts giving us a boost to speed. (so I make friends with them).
Turns out this shrimping boat has not only a dimwitted Alabama alum onboard but one of those trying-to-be-the-youngest-to-sail-around-the-world enthusiasts giving us a boost to speed. (so I make friends with them).
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
My Action: I blast out of the water using an item I have just founded
Bikini Ladies: Get the heck out of the water
Bikini Ladies: Get the heck out of the water
Abaddon
Deity
1 (8): He has the willpower to resist you.
12 (9): You just can't bring yourself to shoot at her.
13 (17): The first shark chomps down on Yoshiegg737, tearing into him dealing a massive 11 (7hp) damage, and an ongoing bleeding of -2hp/turn
1 (5): The shark launches itself at the boat, capsizing it and throwing you back into the water! Both sharks are frenzied and will attack anything in the water from now on!
9: Doesn't really matter now, you're all in the water!
17 (19) Sasha opens up on him, drilling bullets through his body for 9 (11hp) of damage!
7 (9): You can't quite make it with all the people and sharks thrashing around!)
14: The ladies make it back onto the beach.
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
My Action: Use the grappling hook in my AFT to get to the shore
Bikini Ladies: Find a regenerative ray that gives me regenerative powers
Bikini Ladies: Find a regenerative ray that gives me regenerative powers
Boundless
Deity
I coerce Skwink Caesar into handing over his body armour AND Natasha as he is still plunged into darkness while I laugh and pour lemon juice into his eyes, blinding him for good.
Abaddon
Deity
20 (20): BING! You arrive on shore and the grappling hook pulled you up against a tank! (+5 to attack, +5 Damage, Tank has 10HP which must be destroyed before you take damage!)
17: You now heal 3hp a turn!
3 (4): You miss and stab yourself!
1 (8): You don't have any
10 (11): He switches the lights back on...
Shark1 said:
4 (8): You are unwilling to turn on Earthling
Shark2 said:
11 (15): Nom, nom nom, Earthling flesh! The shark tears away even more of Earthling leaving him with only 1 arm!
Boundless
Deity
I coerce Yoshiegg737 into giving me the tank...
