Santa goes on a killing spree

[Narz]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/26/us/26Santa.html?hp

Can't believe no one posted this yet. Sick stuff!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Saw it, thought about posting it, decided it wasn't worth it. But now that it's here, I may as well say that crazy people do crazy things. He apparently had marriage problems or something.

 

[Nylan]

Straight out of a movie

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I feel bad for laughing at the title. But anyway, the usual condemnation of a murderous act, and the effects on the children will be disastrous.

 

[philippe]

 

[sp1023]

Jackass... Who does that stuff? The article answers the question.

 

[GenMarshall]

Straight out of a movie

More like straight out of Wierd Al's The Night Santa Went Crazy .

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Well besides the pilgrims on Thanksgiving, if I had to pick one holiday character to go on a killing spree it would be Santa. I mean, he's got a high pressure job, delivering all those toys to the ingrate kids for nothing but milk and cookies while global warming melts his neighborhood. Not to mention, sorting out the naughty and nice. The morality calls he would have to make must be astronomical. It would really get to a guy.

 

[Ecofarm]

He sees you when your sleeping... he KNOWS when you're awake...

I told you people Santa was evil, but noooooooooo... you wouldn't listen.

I could definately see the Easter Bunny as a serial killer, but maybe just because of Monty.

I wouldn't trust Frosty farther than I could throw him.

Tooth Fairy? Transvestite cannibal.

I cannot think of a holiday character that seems reasonable to me at all. Maybe Svart Pete... at least he is honest about his intentions.

 

[Nylan]

More like straight out of Wierd Al's The Night Santa Went Crazy .

Great song

Terrible thought

 

[RoboPig]

This is a completely sick story. It probably isn't a great Christmas for the relatives of the dead.

Tooth Fairy? Transvestite cannibal.

And encourages children to take up prostitution. "The Tooth Fairy taught me to sell my body for money!"

 

[azzaman333]

I don't think Santa is meant to bring bullets at high velocity. He clearly didn't read the Santa instruction manual.

 

[LightFang]

Shoot, that's really near where I live.

 

[CCRunner]

Dang, it looks like he had a bomb too

Also, here's a CNN link for those like me who don't feel like registering for NY times http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/26/santa.shooting/index.html

 

[Shylock]

I read in the LA Times that motherfrakker went to my church and was like an usher there.

 

[silver 2039]

Remember Santa is just a switched letter away from Satan. Now you know why.

 

[Shylock]

Shoot, that's really near where I live.

I thought you were in the Bay Area and not LA?

 

[mangxema]

Shoot... and I'd forgotten to switch my avatar to my customary Futurama Robot Santa. It would have been perfect: "Bender... Won't you join my slaying tonight?"

 

[Rossiya]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/26/us/26Santa.html?hp

Can't believe no one posted this yet. Sick stuff!

Equally sick is the way in which you have entitled this thread.

 

[carmen510]

Yes, yes he Did.