Sapiosexual thread

[Narz]

Since we no longer can have threads with pictures of attract women or men (besides member photos of course ) how about sharing sexy things ladies have said (or men). They don't have to be to you or of a sexual nature (probably best not to get too risque) but just smart attractive stuff that gets your motor running.

I can't think of anything smart & sexy a girl has told me right off the bat but I'm sure I will.

 

[Sommerswerd]

When I was in college one of my lesbian friends once told me (one night when we were drunk together hanging out late at night) that if she ever became straight that I was the only guy she would want to be her boyfriend because I was "so hella' cool"

One of the best compliments I've ever received.

 

[Phrossack]

Women tend to compliment me on my hair and like to play with it. My smoking-hot female friend once told me that I could probably get any girl I wanted. And my half-girlfriend said she was lucky to have someone as attractive and intelligent as me. I don't think I'm all that attractive or intelligent, but I was pretty flattered.

 

[Lohrenswald]

"You are actually human! I didn't think it was possible!"

true story

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Once when I was in 7th grade at some swing choir competition a girl told me I was cute, apparently; I didn't hear it though at the time and was informed by a third party source.

Since I haven't really talked to humans much over the past 10 years that's all I got.

 

[warpus]

This girl walked up to me at a bowling alley once and said: "I love you". This was someone I met at my friend's party a couple weeks before that.

I said "I know" and walked away.

I think I made a mistake, because I never saw her again after that. But it sure felt good to be approached and told good things.

 

[cybrxkhan]

One of my close friends from high school told me she had a huge crush on me in middle school but never had the balls to engage in even light conversation with me back then. She said I can look rather hunky from the right angle. Granted, this is the friend who resembles my mom too much, so it probably wasn't as flattering it could've been, but hey, still nice. Apparently I was this super hot intelligent superman when I was younger based on what my friends in general told me, but I never realized it. Now I'm a sad old man.

On another note, there are some girls who have sweet voices that kind of turn me on. However, my dad tells me it's a trap because he used to think the same about my mom's before she started nagging the hell out of him.

This girl walked up to me at a bowling alley once and said: "I love you". This was someone I met at my friend's party a couple weeks before that.

I said "I know" and walked away.

I think I made a mistake, because I never saw her again after that. But it sure felt good to be approached and told good things.

Classic Harrison Ford.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Classic Harrison Ford.

On another note, there are some girls who have sweet voices that kind of turn me on. However, my dad tells me it's a trap because he used to think the same about my mom's before she started nagging the hell out of him.

Not joining the contest, sorry

 

[Lohrenswald]

Since I haven't really talked to humans much over the past 10 years that's all I got.

Humans as opposed to?

 

[warpus]

Classic Harrison Ford.

Definitely.

Mind you, this was in high school, many years ago. Back then I was incredibly clueless about social norms. But I did know about Star Wars.

 

[Leonel]

Ladies have said many sexy things that would violate the forum rules.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Humans as opposed to?

Sadly, nothing else that's very exciting.

I mean, I talk to myself, so I guess that's one human. Otherwise I am largely reclusive, except for when I can convince a British friend of mine to travel off to some distant country. Then we just stumble amongst dive bars getting drunk and flirting with people and hearing how everyone loves his accent... but that's another tale entirely.

 

[Narz]

Ladies have said many sexy things that would violate the forum rules.

Use creative phrasing to make it within the rules.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Not joining the contest, sorry

That's pretty much what my dad would tell his younger self. Coincidentally, I'm the same age as my dad when he first met my mom, so I gotta be careful myself.

Definitely.

Mind you, this was in high school, many years ago. Back then I was incredibly clueless about social norms. But I did know about Star Wars.

I've had similar experiences in high school, where girls would hit on me and I wouldn't even realize it until years later. Oh well.

 

[Narz]

I've had similar experiences in high school, where girls would hit on me and I wouldn't even realize it until years later. Oh well.

Yeah, I didn't see any action til 19 & I really mean any action. Probably could have if I didn't miss cues, I just had this image of myself as awkward with chicks. I pretty much made the decision to not see myself that way in college & it worked pretty well despite my various social issues still objectively existing.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

This girl walked up to me at a bowling alley once and said: "I love you". This was someone I met at my friend's party a couple weeks before that.

I said "I know" and walked away.

I think I made a mistake, because I never saw her again after that. But it sure felt good to be approached and told good things.

Classic Harrison Ford.

It's bizarre how many people don't understand that Han Solo wasn't being an arrogant jerk in that scene, and that it was an honest, open love scene between himself and Leia.

But in RL, that line only works if the girl has A. seen The Empire Strikes Back; and B. understands the intent of the scene. It could also help if you are about to be frozen in carbonite.

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

 

[Kozmos]

I think the biggest compliment I received was a silent one, or maybe it would be an anti-compliment for normal people, because I managed to have quite a long and interesting talk with someone on the spectrum and they didn't leave. Later I was told said girl has zero courtesy and little sex drive and that she will just up and leave without a single word if she doesn't find you interesting or stimulating to talk to. So I guess there's that. Not much else I can remember.

This other time I asked a friend to just whisper french nonsense into my ear and that had an unfortunate result

 

[MobBoss]

Link to video.

This past Christmas my oldest daughter gave my wife and I his and her towels - one with Princess Leia's image saying 'I love you' and one with Han Solo's image saying 'I know'. We know have them hanging in our bathroom.

 

[Borachio]

It's actually a really complicated conversation they're having there.

What's the subtext?

She's saying "I love you" because it's maybe the last opportunity to do so?

But he doesn't reply "And I love you too" (as one might prosaically expect), instead he says "I know", meaning what? That he knows that she has stated the simple truth? And that, of course, she knows too that he loves her?