imperialman
Admiral
The United Kingdom is an Imperialist establishment that calls itself a "commonwealth", It is run by the English.
And don't pretend that British Imperialism ended in 1980 with Independence in Zimbabwe, English Imperialists still control the Falkland Islands and it has been shown that they will ruthlessly fight to keep it. They also control many other outposts all over the world.
I appreciate that you're joking, but you'd be surprised by the amount of people who'd believe a statement like that.

People often forget that the people on the Falklands are mostly of Scottish and Welsh descent and that the majority of British territories around the world have no outside claim to them or previous inhabitants. The Falklands are something I'm quite interested in with regards to their history. A lot of people often confuse the terms 'English' and 'British' too but they tend not to have too much idea about the history of the UK.