Soviet Russia Jokes

[SouthernKing]

I'll start with one:

In Soviet Russia, you no own dog, dog own YOU!!!!

 

[Omni314]

I have meant to put a demotivator or something over this advert i saw once,

"In soviet russia, girl finds you"

 

[W|M]

In Sovjet Rusha, spaç inters y...yu!

 

[Perfection]

PERFECTION STRIKES AGAIN!

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=265543

 

[aaglo]

In soviet russia, screws screw YOU!
In soviet russia, e-mail sends YOU!

 

[NedimNapoleon]

In Soviet Balkans Nedim Cat burns you!

 

[Ajidica]

Two slightly related.

In former Soviet Union, you had same freedom as in America. In America, you can stand in front of the White House and shout "Down with Reagan", and it is legal. In former Soviet Union, you could stand in front of the Kremlin and shout "Down with Reagan", all perfectly legal.

In former Soviet Union, you had same freedom of speach as in America. You could say whatever you wanted. You just don't have freedom after you say it.

 

[_random_]

Violets are red.
Roses are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you!

 

[Earthling]

I was going to go with "In Soviet Russia, scout slows you!" as the description on my already-named Natascha (well, when/if I get a Description tag ) but then had a slightly better idea, however that one's still all right.

edit - on second thought I'm going to remove any suggestions regarding the loathesome shortstop and those nasty milkscouts

 

[CoffeeShopFrank]

My favorite Soviet Russia joke so far!

 

[aaglo]

In soviet russia, free health care can't get YOU...

 

[madviking]

In America, you assassinate the president.

But in Soviet Russia, president assassinates YOOOUUU!!!

 

[Defiant47]

The original Soviet Russia joke:

In Soviet Russia, landmine plants YOU!

(because the stereotype was that they had more people than equipment and arms)

 

[Dumanios]

In Soviet Russia, new thread starts you.

 

[Perfection]

The original Soviet Russia joke:

Source?

Otherwise I'm saying you're full of baloney.

 

[Dumanios]

In Soviet Russia, baloney is full of Defiance.

 

[Defiant47]

Source?

Otherwise I'm saying you're full of baloney.

Source:

The original Soviet Russia joke:

In Soviet Russia, landmine plants YOU!

http://forums.civfanatics.com

Accessed February 4th, 2011 at 10:30PM.

Direct link: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10180802&postcount=13

 

[Lord of Elves]

This one is better when said aloud, however, I feel like making a post in this thread:

In Soviet Russia, you no drink beer, you drink vodka. You thought I was going to say "beer drink you", didn't you? But I didn't!

 

[Lord Baal]

In Soviet Russia, baloney is full of Defiance.

And played by Daniel Craig, no doubt.

 

[SouthernKing]

In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats YOU!!!!!!!