Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Word-of-mouth is he's much better, but I haven't found anything official.
Stephen Hawking Hospitalized
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Narz
keeping it real
He's a survivor, I'm sure he'll be back on his feet in no time. 
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Dude, that's not cool. I'm going to be the better man and walk away from this conversation. You should know you don't have a leg to stand on here.He's a survivor, I'm sure he'll be back on his feet in no time.
Narz
keeping it real
Put a foot in it Sharwood.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
I bet Stephen Hawking is sick and tired of people like you pushing him around everywhere he goes. Why don't you let him stand on his own?
Narz
keeping it real
I wish you'd just hoof it Sharwood. I don't understand your hostility anyway, I'm merely showing my support of & confidence in this loyal foot soldier of science!
Anyway, looks like Hawking is on the road to recovery!
Anyway, looks like Hawking is on the road to recovery!
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Oh, now you've stepped in it.
RalofTyr
King
He keeps rollin' on.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
The puns in this thread are just cripplingly bad.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
This is a terrible example of double standards - and political correctness gone mad....
I mean everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick......
but no-one says anything about Stephen Hawking being rubbish at football, do they?
Although... give credit where it's due,
he may be no good at the crosses, but he's great at dribbling.
I mean everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick......
but no-one says anything about Stephen Hawking being rubbish at football, do they?
Although... give credit where it's due,
he may be no good at the crosses, but he's great at dribbling.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
I can honestly say I've never seen Stephen Hawking fail to win a game of soccer. More than I can say for Beckham. And I know you stole that off a comedian, I just don't recall which one.
Damn, I need a new pun. Doesn't have to be good.
The day Hawking finally dies there'll be a black hole in the physics profession.
Damn, I need a new pun. Doesn't have to be good.
The day Hawking finally dies there'll be a black hole in the physics profession.
Mad Man
Your lord and master
I'm actually jealous of Dr.Hawking, I can never beat him at DDR! (he's the king at doing the robot)
RalofTyr
King
I hear Cambridge and Oxford are reinstalling their ramps.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
Sorry, only UK people will get this reference
...whether they want to or not....
Face: Has your face dropped on 1 side?
Arms: Can you raise both arms?
Speech: Is your speech slurred?
Time: Write a brief history of it.
...whether they want to or not....
Face: Has your face dropped on 1 side?
Arms: Can you raise both arms?
Speech: Is your speech slurred?
Time: Write a brief history of it.
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Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Humans are decent? Where?I'd agree if I could... But regardless, human decency seems to be in short supply on the web.
Somehow, considering how he pokes fun at himself, including on The Simpsons and Futurama, I don't think Hawking would mind a few horrible puns.
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
ooh ooh look at me i'm so cool and edgy and jaded and cynical.
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