Amon Savag
The Great
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"Hey!" some man shouted to me as I was scooping some water into my mouth from the river "What's your name!?"
"My name is Daniel Heinersch...Why do you wish to know?" I wondered as I whiped my face off
"I'm here to make you a cap'm" he said and I could finally see him out of the dark...I bowed as I saw it was General Heinz."Rise" he said "Now you're Cap'm Heinersch!Go to that barrack to recieve your squad" he ordered.
I bowed one last time and walked to the barracks where there were men inside the thing huddled around a fire....I waited for a little while to listen to what they had to say.
"I wonder what this guy's going to be like." Asked one
"I dunno...But he had better be awesome!" replied another
"Ahwww!!!My balls itch!" said one
"Use this arm if you need" offered another as he lifted an arm he clearly amputated off of a Roman in battle.
"No thanks...I've got a hand of me own!
" replied the first one.
"Alright gentlemen" I said as I entered the tent. "Listen up...I'm Cap'm Heinersch,and I'm your new cap'm...So please...Cut me some slack and work with me...Or else
"
"Or else what?" some huge guy got up thinking he was big cheese.
"Or else I'm going to have to MAKE you." I replied...Then he looked at my Iron Face Coat and sat back down,seeing the great many blood smeres there were."That's right ladies...We're going into battle and you know how dishonorable it is to disobey orders...So keep your honor and die if needed for your Emperor" I comanded and they all grunted in acceptance.
The next day I woke up and went out of my tent...Surely enough there were already people setting up for the trip ahead...Except a few changes,there were now some newly crafted rafts.These rafts were about 10 ft bye 5 ft and on one of the longer sides had a small wall built as protection from Arrows I'm sure.
"Wake up men!" I yelled into the barrack,and everyone got up and went outside and stood in firm ranks,as good men should. "We're going now...So get your ****,and pack the tent" I ordered,and they went to work right after.
We had to ride in one of the rafts...There were about 5 of them..We rode down the river for quite a while untill we came to the town and started to slow down,with out oars...We could see the army marching in the distance,headed by the Iron Emperor in the front.
"Ram into that bank!" I comanded my men,and they did."Get out and drench this raft!" I continued.They gave a grunt and then went about it...Soon the raft was completely wet..And we got back on and started going about our trip to the town...Our job was to get in,open the gate,and gaurd the gate..Soon we were to find that impossible.
We were at the mouth of the river entrance to the city...Enemy archers shot arrows down at us,and we returned fire.2 rafts were set ablaze bye fire arrows,but none of them could set my raft ablaze because it was drenched.We landed and were automatically surrounded by mobs of militia and a few roman soldiers..We got the glaives out and started going to work,sending deuschbag after deuschbag to their deaths.
I smashed into one with my shoulder then twirled over and sliced one across the face,and jumped on top of a roman tower shield,stabbed that soldier in the face and jumped down behind him and sliced down another 3 peasants.I was in a fury of killin stuff,and wasn't about to stop...Soon the enemies started to retreat though,to prearanged places..The comander of the expedition lay dead in one of the burning rafts,I assumed comand of the rest of us...I saw the way to the gate the most heavilly gaurded now that they were barrackading the roads.
"CHARGE!" I shouted as I ran toward a side road,that would surely end up in going to the gate anyways.
We ran at it and tackled the barrackade and the men behind us jumped over us and started slicing the enemies down where they stood...Then we charged in all out grief,then took a right,as we thought was the right direction to find the gate,only to find ourselves entrapped in a 1 way road...There was houses on one side and the romans on the other...No way out,really.I studied the area around me quickly to find something and it hit me,just like when I was on patrol duty in the town from the past.
"Charge into that wall" I comanded a squad.
"What!?" the cap'm of the squad asked
"I SAID CHARGE!" I roared and they quickly persued the coarse of action I comanded them to.
"YEEEEE DIGADY!" I heard one of the men say as they crashed into the wall of one of the houses and we all went into the house,quicly being persued by the enemies.
We ran threw the house and found a roman and his whife doing the naughty,we didn't give a **** though because we were running for dear freaking lives...We got out of the house where I saw the gate.
The enemy archers on the walls saw us and started shooting arrows down at us,I got hit but I kept running,as it only hit me in my coat...Didn't do anything but nick my armor.We got to the gate and noticed the enemies on the walls had redirected their fire to something else,I figured it was our men when we saw Amonic arrows being showered against the enemy archers...We sliced the gaurd garrison down and started cranking the gate open.
The enemies were already doing battle with us and we were soon pulling back...when the gates were openned about 10 of Amon's Elite Gaurds had rushed in and now they were packing the enemies fudge and one said "Retreat!It is Amon's order!" I gave a grunt and pulled back and started running for dear life out of there,followed bye amon's elite gaurds who were protecting our bums.
When we got to the new camp we saw that the Iron Emperor had already layed plans for the taking of the city in another way...Bye mining the walls.We saw these mines and about shat ourselves at the genius.
"You!" I heard the voice of someone who sounded like a bad mother****er behind me...I turned around and saw the Iron Emperor and he said "You've done well Cap'm Heinersch...Keep up the good work or else!" he comanded...I felt so honored,for he talked to me.I bowed deeply and added a "I would do no less".
After a few days we had camped outside the enemy city...The enemies thought we were going to starve them to death,but of course this wasn't the case...But in like 2 weeks we had recieved word from those inside the mine that it was ready..So the Iron Emperor gave the order to ready ourselves for battle,and on the next day we would take the city.
The next day we all got ready,and got into formations,for marching.Amon gave the order to set the planks on fire under the walls and then we started to march...A slow march and in Iron Face fashion,giving lo9ud scream/grunts the whole march there.We soon were in all out charge though and then we stopped as the Iron Emperor did...The enemies on the walls looked puzzled,and then the Iron Emperor pointed his finger and shouted 2 words that I will remember for the rest of my life. "FUDGE PACKAGE!" and then the walls fell to nothing.
The enemies that were on the walls and behind the walls imediately were smashed.The Iron Emperor pointed his sword in the direction of the city nd everyone rushed in to take the town.I myself was in the second rank this time,so we got only to rape and pillage,while the front liners were getting wounded....I wanted another wound
.
After the battle was over with we lines up the men and made them swear loyalty to the Iron Emperor.They did.So then we gave them their women and children back to them and told them to live happy lives...Actually only 2 or 3 women had been raped.The Iron Emperor looks down on rapes and if he was to catch one of us raping a chick he would have us beheaded for disgracing himself to human needs...We were no humans...We were demons,so we needed to act as such.
"Well...We kicked quite the amount of ass eh?" One of my men said whilst around a fire that night.
"Aye...But will it be the end?" asked another
"I sure's the **** hope not!I've not got enough sueveneres!" said the first one.
"Comeon...There's more to life than human body parts" said a different person
"TREASON!!!"Shouted the first man.Everyone stodd up and pinned the man to the building..."What do you think there is then!?Huh!?"
"I was just saying maybe it would be nice to live normal..." he stopped speaking because of the sword that was driven threw him.He was not worthy of the Iron Face and therefor should die,as he did...The rest of the night lay quiet as we dreamt of the days forward...
Finally the friggin end
"Hey!" some man shouted to me as I was scooping some water into my mouth from the river "What's your name!?"
"My name is Daniel Heinersch...Why do you wish to know?" I wondered as I whiped my face off
"I'm here to make you a cap'm" he said and I could finally see him out of the dark...I bowed as I saw it was General Heinz."Rise" he said "Now you're Cap'm Heinersch!Go to that barrack to recieve your squad" he ordered.
I bowed one last time and walked to the barracks where there were men inside the thing huddled around a fire....I waited for a little while to listen to what they had to say.
"I wonder what this guy's going to be like." Asked one
"I dunno...But he had better be awesome!" replied another
"Ahwww!!!My balls itch!" said one
"Use this arm if you need" offered another as he lifted an arm he clearly amputated off of a Roman in battle.
"No thanks...I've got a hand of me own!
" replied the first one."Alright gentlemen" I said as I entered the tent. "Listen up...I'm Cap'm Heinersch,and I'm your new cap'm...So please...Cut me some slack and work with me...Or else
""Or else what?" some huge guy got up thinking he was big cheese.
"Or else I'm going to have to MAKE you." I replied...Then he looked at my Iron Face Coat and sat back down,seeing the great many blood smeres there were."That's right ladies...We're going into battle and you know how dishonorable it is to disobey orders...So keep your honor and die if needed for your Emperor" I comanded and they all grunted in acceptance.
The next day I woke up and went out of my tent...Surely enough there were already people setting up for the trip ahead...Except a few changes,there were now some newly crafted rafts.These rafts were about 10 ft bye 5 ft and on one of the longer sides had a small wall built as protection from Arrows I'm sure.
"Wake up men!" I yelled into the barrack,and everyone got up and went outside and stood in firm ranks,as good men should. "We're going now...So get your ****,and pack the tent" I ordered,and they went to work right after.
We had to ride in one of the rafts...There were about 5 of them..We rode down the river for quite a while untill we came to the town and started to slow down,with out oars...We could see the army marching in the distance,headed by the Iron Emperor in the front.
"Ram into that bank!" I comanded my men,and they did."Get out and drench this raft!" I continued.They gave a grunt and then went about it...Soon the raft was completely wet..And we got back on and started going about our trip to the town...Our job was to get in,open the gate,and gaurd the gate..Soon we were to find that impossible.
We were at the mouth of the river entrance to the city...Enemy archers shot arrows down at us,and we returned fire.2 rafts were set ablaze bye fire arrows,but none of them could set my raft ablaze because it was drenched.We landed and were automatically surrounded by mobs of militia and a few roman soldiers..We got the glaives out and started going to work,sending deuschbag after deuschbag to their deaths.
I smashed into one with my shoulder then twirled over and sliced one across the face,and jumped on top of a roman tower shield,stabbed that soldier in the face and jumped down behind him and sliced down another 3 peasants.I was in a fury of killin stuff,and wasn't about to stop...Soon the enemies started to retreat though,to prearanged places..The comander of the expedition lay dead in one of the burning rafts,I assumed comand of the rest of us...I saw the way to the gate the most heavilly gaurded now that they were barrackading the roads.
"CHARGE!" I shouted as I ran toward a side road,that would surely end up in going to the gate anyways.
We ran at it and tackled the barrackade and the men behind us jumped over us and started slicing the enemies down where they stood...Then we charged in all out grief,then took a right,as we thought was the right direction to find the gate,only to find ourselves entrapped in a 1 way road...There was houses on one side and the romans on the other...No way out,really.I studied the area around me quickly to find something and it hit me,just like when I was on patrol duty in the town from the past.
"Charge into that wall" I comanded a squad.
"What!?" the cap'm of the squad asked
"I SAID CHARGE!" I roared and they quickly persued the coarse of action I comanded them to.
"YEEEEE DIGADY!" I heard one of the men say as they crashed into the wall of one of the houses and we all went into the house,quicly being persued by the enemies.
We ran threw the house and found a roman and his whife doing the naughty,we didn't give a **** though because we were running for dear freaking lives...We got out of the house where I saw the gate.
The enemy archers on the walls saw us and started shooting arrows down at us,I got hit but I kept running,as it only hit me in my coat...Didn't do anything but nick my armor.We got to the gate and noticed the enemies on the walls had redirected their fire to something else,I figured it was our men when we saw Amonic arrows being showered against the enemy archers...We sliced the gaurd garrison down and started cranking the gate open.
The enemies were already doing battle with us and we were soon pulling back...when the gates were openned about 10 of Amon's Elite Gaurds had rushed in and now they were packing the enemies fudge and one said "Retreat!It is Amon's order!" I gave a grunt and pulled back and started running for dear life out of there,followed bye amon's elite gaurds who were protecting our bums.
When we got to the new camp we saw that the Iron Emperor had already layed plans for the taking of the city in another way...Bye mining the walls.We saw these mines and about shat ourselves at the genius.
"You!" I heard the voice of someone who sounded like a bad mother****er behind me...I turned around and saw the Iron Emperor and he said "You've done well Cap'm Heinersch...Keep up the good work or else!" he comanded...I felt so honored,for he talked to me
.I bowed deeply and added a "I would do no less".After a few days we had camped outside the enemy city...The enemies thought we were going to starve them to death,but of course this wasn't the case...But in like 2 weeks we had recieved word from those inside the mine that it was ready..So the Iron Emperor gave the order to ready ourselves for battle,and on the next day we would take the city.
The next day we all got ready,and got into formations,for marching.Amon gave the order to set the planks on fire under the walls and then we started to march...A slow march and in Iron Face fashion,giving lo9ud scream/grunts the whole march there.We soon were in all out charge though and then we stopped as the Iron Emperor did...The enemies on the walls looked puzzled,and then the Iron Emperor pointed his finger and shouted 2 words that I will remember for the rest of my life. "FUDGE PACKAGE!" and then the walls fell to nothing.
The enemies that were on the walls and behind the walls imediately were smashed.The Iron Emperor pointed his sword in the direction of the city nd everyone rushed in to take the town.I myself was in the second rank this time,so we got only to rape and pillage,while the front liners were getting wounded....I wanted another wound
.After the battle was over with we lines up the men and made them swear loyalty to the Iron Emperor.They did.So then we gave them their women and children back to them and told them to live happy lives...Actually only 2 or 3 women had been raped.The Iron Emperor looks down on rapes and if he was to catch one of us raping a chick he would have us beheaded for disgracing himself to human needs...We were no humans...We were demons,so we needed to act as such.
"Well...We kicked quite the amount of ass eh?" One of my men said whilst around a fire that night.
"Aye...But will it be the end?" asked another
"I sure's the **** hope not!I've not got enough sueveneres!" said the first one.
"Comeon...There's more to life than human body parts" said a different person
"TREASON!!!"Shouted the first man.Everyone stodd up and pinned the man to the building..."What do you think there is then!?Huh!?"
"I was just saying maybe it would be nice to live normal..." he stopped speaking because of the sword that was driven threw him.He was not worthy of the Iron Face and therefor should die,as he did...The rest of the night lay quiet as we dreamt of the days forward...
Finally the friggin end
