Lord Gideon
Warlord
LLXerxes said:
The sad thing is 90% of the kids in my class think I'm talking about Napoleon Dynamite when I say Napoleon.
Tell us some insults.
- Thread starter Eukaryote
- Start date
The sad thing is 90% of the kids in my class think I'm talking about Napoleon Dynamite when I say Napoleon.
Eukaryote
Deity
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your a--.
Your Momma's so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pi--ed her pants.
Your so ugly you make blind kids cry!
Your Momma's so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pi--ed her pants.
Your so ugly you make blind kids cry!
The 777 Hoax
future skeleton
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2005
- Messages
- 1,599
Your momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family."
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
Raisin Bran
Cereal Killer
Let's try a french one!
Si mon chien etais aussi laid que toi je lui razerais le cul et je le ferais marcher alenvers!
translation
If my dog was as ugly as you i'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards
Si mon chien etais aussi laid que toi je lui razerais le cul et je le ferais marcher alenvers!
translation
If my dog was as ugly as you i'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards
you're ugly im fat, but i can go on a diet.
Tall jogger to short jogger who overtook him.
"The air is thinner up here"
And this is one that got me blacklisted from a girl once.
girl,"woohoo, i wanna play in the sea !!"
me,"wow, the sea level raise by a few cm..."
Tall jogger to short jogger who overtook him.
"The air is thinner up here"
And this is one that got me blacklisted from a girl once.
girl,"woohoo, i wanna play in the sea !!"
me,"wow, the sea level raise by a few cm..."
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
"It would seem that you have delusions of mediocrity."
Best said in a slow, snooty voice.
(It means that the person dreams of being slightly less than average, meaning that they're far lower than that.)
And beside it: "You're a funny little man, you know."
Best said in a condescending tone after your opponent has made a long argument.
Best said in a slow, snooty voice.
(It means that the person dreams of being slightly less than average, meaning that they're far lower than that.)
And beside it: "You're a funny little man, you know."
Best said in a condescending tone after your opponent has made a long argument.
carmen510
Deity
You're so poor, when I walked through your front door, I was immediatly in your backyard.
The 777 Hoax
future skeleton
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2005
- Messages
- 1,599
^ Huh? I don't get it... That's just saying you have a really narrow house 
You're so stupid that you would post on somethin' other than CivFanatics. Jerk.
Yer so fat that while I was sittin' next to you, someone looked at me and thought that I was a burrito!
Sorry for the wretched jokes.
Yer so fat that while I was sittin' next to you, someone looked at me and thought that I was a burrito!
Sorry for the wretched jokes.
thetrooper
Misanthrope
- Joined
- May 24, 2004
- Messages
- 9,112
Erik Mesoy said:
Ah, that's a killer.
The mother of all insults comes from one of the Exorcist movies. Can't remember which, and no I can't quote that here. Simply too obscene.
carmen510
Deity
I got a few about CFF.
You're so stupid, you thought Rik Meetlet really was an orca.
You're so stupid, you thought Cody the genius really was a Dr. Pepper.
You're so fat, when you went to the sea, a whale came out and said "We are family"
You're so ugly, that when you went to Mars, Martians popped out and said, "Welcome home brother"
You're so g@y, Michael Jackson said "Finally! Some1 I can idolize!"
You're so poor, that when I squished an ant, you said "Well, there goes the year's supply of food"
An inventor made a chair to dump any1 who lied while sitting on it. You were to test it out. You sat on it. Then, the inventor asked when you were born. You said "I think...." and the next thing you know, you're on the floor. (That means you can't think!)
You're so fat, when you stepped on a scale, it said "Please have mercy"
Well, that's it for now. (If I offended the two above, I didn't mean to)
You're so stupid, you thought Rik Meetlet really was an orca.
You're so stupid, you thought Cody the genius really was a Dr. Pepper.
You're so fat, when you went to the sea, a whale came out and said "We are family"
You're so ugly, that when you went to Mars, Martians popped out and said, "Welcome home brother"
You're so g@y, Michael Jackson said "Finally! Some1 I can idolize!"
You're so poor, that when I squished an ant, you said "Well, there goes the year's supply of food"
An inventor made a chair to dump any1 who lied while sitting on it. You were to test it out. You sat on it. Then, the inventor asked when you were born. You said "I think...." and the next thing you know, you're on the floor. (That means you can't think!)
You're so fat, when you stepped on a scale, it said "Please have mercy"
Well, that's it for now. (If I offended the two above, I didn't mean to)
kingjoshi
King
Just because someone had to explain the joke to you doesn't mean you have to explain it to us 
conquer_dude
Imperial Slave
(Aimed at short people, all though I am short and I've been given this retarted unsult many times before)
A short person walks into the room and a tall person says "Oh no it's the ankle puncher!"
(This is if you were tall, and I've used this tot all people before
)
You are short and you're running through a forest, racing a tall person and you say: "Look out for the branches!"
A short person walks into the room and a tall person says "Oh no it's the ankle puncher!"
(This is if you were tall, and I've used this tot all people before
)You are short and you're running through a forest, racing a tall person and you say: "Look out for the branches!"
onejayhawk
Afflicted with reason
I won a contest with this once.
"You are so stupid, you think Eric Clapton is a guy with a VD."
"You are so stupid, you think Eric Clapton is a guy with a VD."
Till
Adventurer
"If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt."jimbob27 said:
Bookmarked for future use
Edit: Monkey Island is an excellent resource as well:
My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms then you.
Yeah. but we both got better bladder control then you do.
You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life!
I'm surprised you never gazed at your wife.
You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did!
Abaddon
Deity
**** you.
xcl
xcl
The 777 Hoax
future skeleton
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2005
- Messages
- 1,599
carmen510 said:
What are you talking about? I am a Dr. Pepper!
I already used the whale one!!! See above...
carmen510
Deity
Ummmmm..... That's an orca in Rik Meelet's Profile. And cool! Can I drink you?
Similar threads
- Locked
