Tell us some insults.

[LLXerxes]

What are you talking about? I am a Dr. Pepper!

I already used the whale one!!! See above...

Sgt. Pepper > Dr.Pepper

You're so stupid you put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

 

[carmen510]

Lol! Loved that one!

 

[The 777 Hoax]

Ummmmm..... That's an orca in Rik Meelet's Profile. And cool! Can I drink you?

I meant the one about jumping in the ocean and the whales singing "we are family"

Sure, but I only come in 20 oz. bottles.

 

[carmen510]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh................... Oh and, ok! I'll just go to your location and drink you!

 

[diablodelmar]

heres an insult:

Your so fat you have a watch on each wrist, one for each time zone"
"Your so fat and stupid when you stepped on the scale you said 'Don't give me my phone number!' "

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Your mother is so fat that she faces obesity-related health risks.

Your mother is so stupid that she has difficulty performing simple tasks.

Your mother is so ugly that it contributes to a perception of low self-esteem.

Your mother is so old that she faces age-related health risks.

 

[7ronin]

Your profile says that you are a professional "pie taster judge." However it looks to me that you are a few pies short of a bakery.

 

[IglooDame]

If brains were... wait a minute, why am I insulting you with a comparison that you have a duckling's chance in a piranha pool of comprehending?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

If brains were... wait a minute, why am I insulting you with a comparison that you have a duckling's chance in a piranha pool of comprehending?

Now that's a mental image that will get me through the day.

 

[Atropos]

For the vulgar:

You should have a sign saying which is your mouth, which your ----. Just now when you were gabbing I thought you farted.

Petronius

 

[Leonel]

Consume excrement and thus cease all biological function! (Eat **** and die )

 

[Eukaryote]

Your profile says that you are a professional "pie taster judge." However it looks to me that you are a few pies short of a bakery.

Hey that's in my profile!

 

[YNCS]

It was very good of God to let you and your spouse marry. That way only two people are miserable instead of four.

You look like something that would eat its young.

It's too bad you don't have a pimp as a brother. Then you could have someone to look up to.

You have every characteristic of a dog except loyalty.

 

[CivFan91]

http://www.randominsults.net/

 

[Own]

-You are so poor you can only eat pictures of food.
-You are arrogant, pugnacious, and have a dyspepsious sense of humor which is generally frowned up by refined societies. You are a bastard, and are to be treated accordingly.

 

[Tenochtitlan]

You smell bad.

ten characters

 

[cemsity]

this jewish friend i know said he had a tatoo, i replied without thinking yes it is your numbers.
after that i apoligized

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

its predicatable but hey it works

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your
bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets.I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

from memory, now thats sad...

 

[azzaman333]

Your fat and ungly, and nobody likes you. Go eat a house fatty, scare some children with your ugliness, then cry cause you have no friends.

 

[CivCynic]

Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayo on aspirin

Yo momma's so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

Yo momma's so fat, her shadow arrived home an hour before she did

Yo momma's so dumb, she failed her pregnancy tests