Terra IOT: Roll to Rule

Now, now: why don't you two come to the land of the goblins where you can talk over this calmly in a diplomatic manner, followed by a wine bath?
 

Link to video.

the new leadership offers the tiger dojo peace

From: Lord El Melloi II, foreign minister of the Taiga Dojo

We accept your peace offer. May peace reign between our two nations for a thousand years.
 
Sorry, I meant to do RP for this but I seem to be lacking inspiration. Spend my first two actions colonizing the Japanese islands and spend the third improving Taiga's terrible financial mind by getting one-on-one tutoring from Sonereal. Hopefully I'll replace this with RP tomorow or something.
 
It's fine NC unfortunately for me I've got something I really want to do that's going to take up most of my night so orders won't lock til tomorrow morning.
 
I'm with nc, except it's more I'm blocked with still waters and I feel bad writing a story here and not there.

Order 1: Assad goes to Syria to personally btfo the "moderate rebels"

Order 2: Gaddafi goes on a national tour in Libya, dropping his hot EP "straight outta Zegna" to win Libya into bablyon.

Order 3: we hire Spiro T. "The pardonmeister" Agnew to distract the American forces in Arabia by ordering a third invasion of Vietnam
 
  1. Unite the rest of Indonesia under the Jakartan standard

sorry to whine, but isn't this a bit too large of an order?

yes I'm complaining because I have to use 2 orders to take over mainland australia while tasmania still is untaken

sorry to be a joykill
 
Roll o' th' die, Lohren, roll o' th' die.
 
Melanesia, with papua/new Guinea being the largest island, is traditionally not conscidred as part of Indonesia
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yes I have my eyes set on that land
 
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DEARY ME, THIS IRRESPONSIBLE USER ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THE ORDERS I TOLD HIM TO GET SORTED OUT. SHAME ON YOU.

ORDERS:
  1. I HEAR THIS QUEBEC PLACE IS QUITE NICE, AND QUITE FRENCH. BOTH QUALITIES WOULD BE USEFUL TO HAVE AROUND. WE SHALL BRIBE THEM TO JOIN US WITH STEAKS SHAPED LIKE MY FACE.
  2. WHAT IS BETTER THEN METTATON? TRICK QUESTION, NOTHING IS BETTER THEN METTATON. THAT BEING SAID A FEW EXTRA ROBOT ENTERTAINERS WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE. WE SHALL COMMISSION MY NERDIEST FANS TO BUILD THEIR OWN ROBOTS TO PARTAKE IN A LEGION OF FABULOUS ROBOT ENTERTAINERS/WARRIORS.
  3. CONTINUE TO SPREAD FABULOUSITY IN THE SOUTH TO ENLIGHTEN THOSE SILLY CLINTON SUPPORTERS.

caps again
 
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