Part 1 of Update
Augustus Caesar: Today, we found the great city of ROME!!!
Remus: WHAT????
Romulus:
Get over it, we decided this thousands of years ago...
thecaesar: What??? I'm home!!! ALL HEIL ROME!!!!
It's like a perfect world here!
Everyone: ROME! ROME! ROME! ROME!!
Christos:
GREECE!!!!
thecaesar:
WHAT?
Brandon, how could you add him?
Christos: GREECE! GREECE! GREECE!
brandon.herren's voice: It was just all too tempting
METY: It is I, MoreEpicThanYou!!!!!! And I brought my friend!!
Random Citizen: YOU BETTER NOT COLONIZE ME!!!!
thecaesar:
Rome is being destroyed!
MaxWar: AND TIME FOR RANDOMNESS!!!!!!
Julius Caesar: Who are these people!?!
Brandon's voice: They're from a parallel dimension called
CivFanatics
Julius Caesar: Civ Fanatici, you say? What makes this "MoricusEpicusThanYoutuous" think that he's the most epic person?
METY: I..
Akbarthegreat: DON'T START!
Christos:
After all, we need to discuss how Greece is more Epic than Rome!
Hadrian:
You didn't just say that
Diocletian: I'm gonna split this Greek in half
Brandon's voice: Sorry guys, we can't have this be rated R...
Diocletian: Fine
General Olaf: I am here to be a general of Rome!
Julius Caesar: Just don't even think about overthrowing me
Machiavelli: We need to focus on Culture and Art!
Augustus:
Right, right.... NO WAY!
Berlusconi: Yes, I make the decisions anyway, since I'm Prime Minister!
Adviser: Uh sir, didn't you resign?
Berlusconi: Shush! They don't need to know that!
Julius: :faceplam: We can all hear you!
Jwitti: Still more members of CivFanatici come!
Julius: Are there other greek supports at CivFanatici?
Brandon's voice: Yes, but adding them would make this R rated...
MantaRevan: Save the Manta Rays!
Nero: Those don't live here... Anyways, we found a village, hopefully one that gives us
MaxWar:
IT'S A VILLAGE OF COWS!!!!
BURN IT! BURN IT!
Da Vinci: *whispers* Make sure he doesn't find out about the other 2 cow resources nearby... These CivFanatici members are insane!
CivFanatici Members: HEY!!!!
METY: We'll eat you if you keep saying that
Part 2 of Update coming soon