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Hello, this is a public service announcement that aims to dispel any myths that The Daily Telegraph is a serious newspaper, with serious journalists who actually do any research whatsoever into their stories.
But first, here's a prank call by comedy writer Robert Popper to LBC radio's Sunday morning show, claiming that Gordon Brown flew into such a rage that he threw a tangerine into a lamination machine while on a visit to a factory:
Link to video.
Don't worry if you can't watch youtube clips right now, or think that 2:20 is too long to listen to something so outrageously funny, because Jim Pickard of the Financial Times (a serious newspaper) has provided an abridged transcript:
Pickard, being the intelligent sort of journalist working for the FT, had serious doubts about the caller's authenticity.
The Sun, unfortunately, had no such doubts:
But we all know tabloid journalism is an oxymoron. They regularly report rumour as fact, without researching the story or demanding any kind of corroboration before reporting it. Broadsheets, on the other hand, are supposed to be serious newspapers, with serious journalists who actually research into their stories.
In fact, not one single broadsheet reported "the incident".
Oh, that is, unless you count The Daily Telegraph as a broadsheet:
Hmm. Lets recap, shall we?
1) 2 minute prank call made to LBC radio's Sunday morning programme.
2) The Sun writes a short paragraph about it midway through an article about Gordon Brown's "alleged" bullying (none of which, incidentally, the FT points out, has been corroborated).
3) The Daily Telegraph blows this up into an entire article, carrying the prank call's allegations in the headline.
4) They do absolutely no research into the background of the story, claiming the allegations were made to The Sun - when in fact they were made to LBC.
5) It's little wonder, then, that they haven't twigged that it was a prank, reporting the story in "he said this then she said that then he did this then this other thing happened" fashion so typical of useless news media.
They also report allegations made by "political blogger Iain Dale", who is in fact a well known Conservative party blogger, who stood for parliamentary election in 2005 but failed spectacularly (he ran for a previously highly marginal seat, which the Lib Dems won by just 483 votes in 2001, but which Iain Dale somehow managed to lose by 10,000 in 2005).
One wonders whether The Daily Telegraph has made the conscious decision to abandon any attempt at being considered serious broadsheet journalism, or whether it happened slowly and unintentionally, fostered by a culture of complete indifference towards "journalistic integrity", "researching stories", and pesky details like "facts". Remember how bloody useless they are, next time you use The Daily Telegraph as a source
TL;DR VERSION:
Comedian Robert Popper makes prank call to LBC radio, claiming that Gordon Brown lost his rag and threw a tangerine into a lamination machine on a factory visit. The Daily Telegraph reports obvious prank unquestioningly. Everybody lols.
But first, here's a prank call by comedy writer Robert Popper to LBC radio's Sunday morning show, claiming that Gordon Brown flew into such a rage that he threw a tangerine into a lamination machine while on a visit to a factory:
Link to video.
Don't worry if you can't watch youtube clips right now, or think that 2:20 is too long to listen to something so outrageously funny, because Jim Pickard of the Financial Times (a serious newspaper) has provided an abridged transcript:
“I have experienced, I have always liked, er, Gordon Brown, I think he’s a very decent man, I’ve had an experience, I’m retired now but last year he visited our place of work, I won’t name the place, obviously, but it was an industrial workshop that made lamination machines, it was to promote British engineering.
“He came along, he was very very polite, I actually shook his hand, but while we were having a tour of the workshop I witnessed his anger sort of eye witness if you see what I mean.
“I received a phone call and I just heard, we knew there was something up because he was saying, no, oh no, please don’t tell me, that happened or is true, something like that.
“……he threw a tangerine which he had, and it hit a machine, the actual lamination machine, and the actual fruit got stuck in the machine and clogged the whole machine, the whole machine broke down because of the peel, and it was very embarrassing, we had to sort of stop the tour and he got even more angry and he called the person that gave him the tangerine an idiot and shouted.
“They sat him down…you could see they were giving him tea and calming him down.
“And then he apologised and afterwards he gave a signed photograph of us which we put up but someone stole. But I have witnessed at first hand, it’s very strange.”
Pickard, being the intelligent sort of journalist working for the FT, had serious doubts about the caller's authenticity.
The Sun, unfortunately, had no such doubts:
A FACTORY worker claims that during an official visit to his plant the PM hurled a tangerine into a laminating machine after flying into a rage while on a phone call. He said: "The fruit got stuck in the machine and clogged it.
"It was very embarrassing, we had to stop the tour and he got even more angry. He called the person that gave him the tangerine an idiot."
But we all know tabloid journalism is an oxymoron. They regularly report rumour as fact, without researching the story or demanding any kind of corroboration before reporting it. Broadsheets, on the other hand, are supposed to be serious newspapers, with serious journalists who actually research into their stories.
In fact, not one single broadsheet reported "the incident".
Oh, that is, unless you count The Daily Telegraph as a broadsheet:
Gordon Brown accused of throwing a tangerine
Gordon Brown has been accused of breaking a machine by hurling a tangerine into it after losing his temper during a visit to a factory.
The incident allegedly occurred while the Prime Minister was taking a phone call during an official tour of a plant.
One of the factory workers told The Sun Mr Brown became angry and threw a tangerine he was holding into a laminating machine causing it to breakdown.
The worker said: "The fruit got stuck in the machine and clogged it. It was very embarrassing we had to stop the tour and he got even more angry. He called the person who gave him the tangerine an idiot."
The claim comes after allegations in a book by the political commentator Andrew Rawnsley that Mr Brown is prone to temper outbursts and has even shoved aides in the past.
Number 10 has vehemently denied the claims, but the row took a fresh twist yesterday when the chief executive of the National Bullying Helpline, Christine Pratt, claimed her charity had received a complaint from someone naming Mr Brown.
The Sun also reported claims from a security source that the Prime Minister had thrown a mobile phone in anger while being driven in his official car. The phone is said to have hit his police driver in the ear.
Political blogger Iain Dale also claimed that IT experts were called in to fix the Prime Minister's computer after the keyboard was smashed through the screen.
Downing Street has denied all the claims and Mr Brown's allies have rallied to his support insisting he is a passionate leader but not prone to outbursts of temper.
Conservative leader David Cameron and Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg have both called for an inquiry into claims of aggression and bullying within the Prime Minister's office.
Hmm. Lets recap, shall we?
1) 2 minute prank call made to LBC radio's Sunday morning programme.
2) The Sun writes a short paragraph about it midway through an article about Gordon Brown's "alleged" bullying (none of which, incidentally, the FT points out, has been corroborated).
3) The Daily Telegraph blows this up into an entire article, carrying the prank call's allegations in the headline.
4) They do absolutely no research into the background of the story, claiming the allegations were made to The Sun - when in fact they were made to LBC.
5) It's little wonder, then, that they haven't twigged that it was a prank, reporting the story in "he said this then she said that then he did this then this other thing happened" fashion so typical of useless news media.
They also report allegations made by "political blogger Iain Dale", who is in fact a well known Conservative party blogger, who stood for parliamentary election in 2005 but failed spectacularly (he ran for a previously highly marginal seat, which the Lib Dems won by just 483 votes in 2001, but which Iain Dale somehow managed to lose by 10,000 in 2005).
One wonders whether The Daily Telegraph has made the conscious decision to abandon any attempt at being considered serious broadsheet journalism, or whether it happened slowly and unintentionally, fostered by a culture of complete indifference towards "journalistic integrity", "researching stories", and pesky details like "facts". Remember how bloody useless they are, next time you use The Daily Telegraph as a source

TL;DR VERSION:
Comedian Robert Popper makes prank call to LBC radio, claiming that Gordon Brown lost his rag and threw a tangerine into a lamination machine on a factory visit. The Daily Telegraph reports obvious prank unquestioningly. Everybody lols.