The Film Quote Marathon Quiz


Anglo-Saxon Liberal
Nov 8, 2001
The Prosperous Part of the EU
Can you name the film that these quotes came from and prove that you have way too much time on your hands (like me).

1. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

2. "All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup."

3. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

4. "Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

5. "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"

6. "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms."

7. "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

8. "As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." (see the Simpsons for a funny parody)

9. "Go ahead, make my day."

10. "Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

11. "You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

12. "Tell me, how did you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland."

13. "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it......It was you, Charley."

14. " I'll have what she's having."

15. "If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."

16. "Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!"

17. "I stick my neck out for nobody."

18. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

19. "Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

20. "R-o-s-e-b-u-d."

21. "Show me the money!"

22. "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'."

23. "...Bond. James Bond." (first appearance)

24. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow."

25. "Hereeeeee's Johnny."

26. "Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

27. "We find the defendants incredibly guilty."

28. "You want answers?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"

29. "You talkin' to me?"

30. "What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

31. "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."

32. "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

33. "The horror...the horror."

34. "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

35. "I'm the king of the world!"

36. "Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

37. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

38. "Mama says stupid is as stupid does."

39. "Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."

40. "We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"

41. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

42. "Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

43. "If you build it, he will come."

44. "I am not an animal! I am a human being."

45. "That's mighty brave talk for a one-eyed fat man."

46. "Houston - we have a problem."

47. " I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

48. "Goooood morning, Vietnam!"

49. "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."

50. "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked, and I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
1. The Godfather

3. Jaws

6. Wall Street

8. Gone with the Wind

9. Dirty Harry

10. Dr. Strangelove

18. Silence of the Lambs

21. Jerry McGuire

22. Wizard of Oz

26. Ghost Busters

28. A Few Good Men

33. Apocalypse Now

35. Titanic

36. DieHard

37. The Graduate

38. Forrest Gump

41. Star Wars ANH

42. Airplane (or Airplane 2)

43. Field of Dreams

46. Apollo 13

47. Forrest Gump

48. Good Morning Vietnam (That was the title wasn't it? Robin williams in any event)

49. Back to the Future I
2. Sunset Boulevard
4. The Godfather
5. Some Like It Hot
7. Duck Soup
11.His Excellency is Due
12. Hard Days Night
13. On The Waterfront
14. When Harry Met Sally
15. Dr Strangelove
16. Auntie Mame
17. Casablance
19. Little Caesar
20. Citizen Kane
23. Dr. No
24. To Have and Have Not
25. The Shining
27. The Producers (a most amusing flick)
29. Taxi Driver
30. Goodfellas
31. Dr. Strangelove
32. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
34. Annie Hall
39. It's a Wonderful Life
40. Psycho
44. The Elephant Man
45. True Grit
50. one of my favourites... Mr Smith Goes to Washington.

All fairly well known, easy quotes.
Something tells me that Simon knew all the one I knew too.

I guess that's why he is going to be supreme dictator, and I get the Ministry for Women and other Alien Races.

Not exactly a marathon...
Precisely, my most esteemed minion in waiting.
One gets to watch a lot of films in one's spare time, being a fan of solitude, et al.
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