Its as predictable as the change of seasons: even before shopping malls start playing Christmas muzak, Religious Right leaders and pundits like Bill OReilly are fulminating about the supposed War on Christmas and how retailers who choose to wish all their customers a happy holidays are part of an evil plot to purge Christianity from Christmas and American culture.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/newt-declares-war-christmasSo were looking forward to the Liberty Counsel screed against Republican presidential front-runner Newt Gingrich, whose busy self-promotional Gingrich Productions has just sent a Holiday Dash email encouraging people to buy one of Newts books. No mention of Christmas, no Nativity scenes, secular winter snowflake background definitely naughty according to the Liberty Counsels criteria. In fact, it looks a lot like a Walgreens ad whose happy holidays theme was sinister enough to encourage the American Family Association to call for a boycott.
It's a good thing we are going to pass a law that will allow President Obama to indefinitely detain Americans at war with America. This is a serious attack on the very Christian foundations of our great country. This isn't a mere coal-in-the-stocking offense - waterboarding is certainly called for (though we shouldn't go so far as to torture Newt). We should also look at who Newt has been pal-ing around with lately. Perhaps Newt will give out names for the naughty side of our national naughty or nice list.