The Grand Banquet

[Strider]

Originally posted by Almightyjosh
OK guys, now it's your chance to turn this party into lasting fame!!
We will be giving out citizen honors for certain things. They won't count towards your oakleaves or RPG pay, but they will show up in the citizen honours thread. Hre goes:
The Wafflers Award - best speech
The Cimpanzee with it's Toes Being Slammed in a Car Door Award - best karioke
The Plugger Award - person who most misused the Banquet to promote a new citizne group
The Asphinxia Award - the person who sucks up to me most
The Boiled Crab Award - for the person suggesting the best local delicacy
and the coveted
I Have a Cable Modem and Too Much Time on My Hands Award - for the person deemed to have contributed most.

I'll announce the winners in a couple of days!!
p.s. thanks to Strider for the idea!

Can we have nominations and maybe vote for who we want?

 

[Raven1er]

i nominate myself for Plugger Award

 

[Strider]

I think I might win The Cimpanzee with it's Toes Being Slammed in a Car Door Award. Wait till you hear me sing "I like big butts and I cann't not lie."

 

[Raven1er]

wait till i sing this....
I believe i can fly,,,,,
i got shot by the FBI......
All i wanted was a chicken wing,
*doesnt know the rest* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fbi!!!!!!!!! Chhii...........IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCekkkkkeeeeeennnnnnn-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn aahhhwwwiingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by Raven1er
wait till i sing this....
I believe i can fly,,,,,
i got shot by the FBI......
All i wanted was a chicken wing,
*doesnt know the rest* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fbi!!!!!!!!! Chhii...........IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCekkkkkeeeeeennnnnnn-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn aahhhwwwiingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

Who gave him beer. *Looks at Almightyjosh* Did you give him this?

 

[Raven1er]

i had 398432p4932492034209348234823-423499 maragaritas

 

[Strider]

Ok that forced me to sing it...

*in loud screechy voice*

OHHH I like big butt's and I can not lie. You others can denie. When a Gorl falks in with an itchy bitty waist in a circle thing in your face you get FEELINGSSS!!!!! Oh welcome to the YMCA!!! *falls off the stage*

 

[Strider]

*Gets back on stage*

OHH I'm a befeliver!!!

Thanf you!! Thanf you!!! *bows to low and falls into the stage headfirst*

 

[Raven1er]

calls 455, the local emergency number. *citizen- its not 455! this aint no 911! its 1234567890!* *falls off the telephone booth*

 

[Shaitan]

Okay, folks. I'd like to take it down a notch or two now. This goes out to a very special lady in the audience tonight.

*music slows down to a romantic sway*

Don't go changin', to try to please me.
You never let me down before.
I don't imagine you're too familiar,
And I don't see you anymore.
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo.

Oh bloody hell. She's not here. Forget that then, let's kick it up a notch! This one is blatantly stolen from deputy Foreign Minister and part time governor Plexus. (to the tune of "Sponge Bob Square Pants")

Are you ready folks!?
*Aye, aye Shaitan!*
I can't HEAR you!
*AYE, AYE SHAITAN!!*

Whooooooooooooooooooo
Made Phoenatica the world power that it is?
I-M-OR-TALS!
Plowed over the US and gave Cleo fits?
I-M-OR-TALS!
Tossed Hammurabi like so much stale cheese.
I-M-OR-TALS!
Then wiped out the Aztecs and beat the Chinese?
AYE EM OR TALS!
AYE EM OR TALS!
AYE EMMMMM ORRRR TALLLLS!

Do Do Do Du Do Du Do

Whoop

 

[Raven1er]

i watch spongebob seriously

 

[Strider]

*Gets on stage again*
Ahem!!!
*crowd quiets to listen*
I would like to sing a song
*3/4 of the crowd runs*


Ok... Nevermind

 

[Raven1er]

LOL

 

[Strider]

You know... I think the 1/4 of the crowd that was left... was either to drunk to care or had fallen asleep.

 

[Raven1er]

heh

 

[Toasty]

*Is seen coming through the door, grunting and carrying a very heavy case*

Since we're all drunk after several days of festivities, I think it's about time we started using other people's material .

*Proceeds to open trunk*

If we're all going to sing, we might as well do it tone-deaf: kareoke

Our fine selection of CDs include N*Sync, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, Pink, O-Town...

*watches as entire room clears out*

 

[GenMarshall]

*Proceeds to open trunk*

If we're all going to sing, we might as well do it tone-deaf: kareoke

Our fine selection of CDs include N*Sync, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Christina Aguilera, Pink, O-Town... -Toasty

Toasty, How could you .

*watches as entire room clears out* -Toasty

You scared everyone to the next room .

 

[Raven1er]

blarg

 

[Almightyjosh]

Why dooo yoooooooooooo
Build me up
(Ehecatl - build me up)
Buttercup
(Toasty - buttercup)
Whenevr your around

Oh youuu
Build me up
(BCLG100 - build me up)
Buttercup
(Eklekitos - buttercup)
Just to let me down
(Saam - throw me around)

*Josh pauses and thinks, the audience waits with tense I wanna keep my job as mayor smiles*
Um......
I need you
(Danke - I need you)
More than anyone darling
(All - oh I just want you around)
Don't build me up. buttercup
Don't break my he-art dadada

Thankyou!!
Please put your hands together for Almightyjosh and the Quango brothers

 

[Shaitan]

Looks like we're going to have a Presidential Contest after all. Here's a toast to the contestants, may the best Phoenatic win!

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