The Great Google Oracle (fun thread)

[Domen]

At first, let's see for example what is the prophecy of The Great Google Oracle about various (your) nation(s) / country(ies).

Examples:

Now your turn!

 

[JohannaK]

 

[Borachio]

(Oh figure me how to load images. Can't be bothered.)

the English are best
the English are coming
the English are they human

the British are coming
the British are coming rowing
the British are coming meme
the British are coming chariots of fire

 

[Quackers]

English are: rude, racist, cold, germans (shudder)

British are: racist, lazy, coming, better then americans

lame

 

[Leoreth]

It tells us the Poles are less relevant than the poles.

 

[holy king]

austrians are known for
austrians are
austrians are not amused
austrians are famous for

that's it.

 

[red_elk]

Russians are coming, rude, crazy, asians

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Australians are...

Rude
Hot
Lazy

All in all not a bad result

 

[Borachio]

You have to coax it a bit sometimes.

Using "the" and capital "A" gives:

the Austrians are
are austrians and germans the same
are the austrians german
how complex are the australians (sic)
rosser how complex are the austrians

(Mystic stuff, eh )

 

[Civ'ed]

Swiss are cowards
Swiss are boring

 

[druidravi]

Indians are
asian
cheap
caucasian
smart....

 

[anandus]

"Dutch are"
Dutch are from
Dutch area code
Dutch are tall
Dutch are racist

Apparently almost everyone here is racist

 

[Bugfatty300]

 

[classical_hero]

Australians are...

Rude
Hot
Lazy

All in all not a bad result

The 4th one I got was weird.

 

[Borachio]

Strange. I get:

Borachio is tired

(I actually feel quite perky.)

 

[sophie]

Not as good as it used to be, but my personal favorite has been

Joe Buck is:

gay
a douche
boring
a terrible announcer

 

[Borachio]

The World is:
not enough/ your oyster/ a vampire/ flat

The future is:
now/ unwritten/ now lyrics

What should I do:
with my life/ for my birthday/ with my hair?

The answer is:
42/ blowing in the wind/ plain/ a lemon.


I am bored now/ I am bored now what should I do/ I am really bored right now/ I'm so bored right now

 

[JohannaK]

The World is:
not enough/

Ohhhh, the 19th James Bond movie!

 

[Borachio]

24th Bond movie:

The world is your flat vampire oyster.

Scary. Very.

 

[Cheetah]

Norwegians are hot, arrogant and stupid!

We're hot and we're not racists like the rest of you!