The Greatest Women in World History...

Eve.

Or whoever the first biologically female of the homo sapiens species was.
 
She wasn't necessarily great. Just think about how many mediocre people there are, that are so because they inherited genes for mediocrity.
 
She wasn't necessarily great. Just think about how many mediocre people there are, that are so because they inherited genes for mediocrity.
Not to mention that the gene for nagging definitely comes from Eve, since she's the first woman in history. Think of how much damage women nagging has done to society.
 
Is it technically misogyny if it's nothing but categorical misanthropy?
 
So the teenage bride of a Jewish carpenter who got knocked up by a Mystical Man in the Sky (who, in a wierd case of time travel and alternate realities, also happens to be the Cosmic Jewish Zombie she gave birth to, but not completely), demonstrating an unexcusable lack of imagination by the early Church who were forced to crib the 'virgin birth' story that was old hat for the Egyptians, is the most important woman in the history of the World?

It may be fun to mock religious myths (though it would help, at least, to do so accurately if you're going to do it), but it's not very illuminating from a historical point of view. A historian evaluates the historical significance of someone like Mary on the basis of what is historically known about her, not on the basis of what certain religions teach about her. The reason why Mary is a poor choice for "greatest woman in world history" is not because people believe strange things about her but because almost nothing is known about her from a historical point of view. One might as well say that Julius Caesar's mother is the greatest woman in world history, or Genghis Khan's, and so on, since the sole reason for nominating Mary is that her son was historically important.

What ever happened to Esther's title for 'Epic Woman'? She actualy freed the entire Jewish people from extermination at the hands of Haman rather then getting knocked up out of wedlock and standing by the side of the road as her son was executed for being a thief. If Esther was there she probably would have tricked Pontius Pilate into exterminating the Sanhedrin, saving Jesus, and pull the nails out of Jesus all by herself.

The book of Esther is basically fiction, although it may have historical elements. If you're going to nominate Esther then yes, one might as well nominate Helen of Troy.
 
Most of the greatest women would be women who led countries. In the sciences, I think of Marie Curie, Barbara McClintock, Lise Meitner and Dorothy Hodgkin (more influential actually than Rosalind Franklin, although Franklin was involved in two discoveries and either of them could have won her a Nobel Prize). Emmy Noether's probably the most influential woman, both in physics and mathematics.
 
Not Thatcher.
 
Maude, with lots of great historical women mentioned in the credits. I just love the design of her kitchen too, brings out everything that was great about the 70s. You also see her wearing a couple of those long flowing outfits she used to wear like with her whole Miami matron look she had going on in the Golden Girls.

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And the extended family guy version, but the best youtube version I could find was with Peter speaking German.

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Yo' momma!
 
Hatshepsut. She ruled as pharoah in Egypt for twenty two years and was probably the most powerful woman to have lived in the ancient world.
 
Æthelflæd, Lady of the Mercians. She was instrumental in reconquering England from the Danes along with her brother Edward the Elder of Wessex in the 10th Century.
 
I will throw in Queen Victoria. Ruler of the largest empire on earth for 63 years.

What did she actually accomplish? She was the head of state in a constitutional monarchy. Yes, she was an important symbol of imperial Great Britain but her actual power was nil.
 
This is my list
-Joan of Arc,saint and heroine,she helped reconquering France
-Wu Zetian,Empress regnant of the Zhou Dynasty,provided better equality for women,was a great diplomat and reconquered many of Emperor Taizong's former conquests,most powerfull human on Earth at her time
-Hatshepsut,Pharaoh of Egypt,builded monuments and improved trade
-Eleanor of Aquitaine,duchess of Aquitaine,queen consort of France and England;one of the most influental women in history
-Marie Curie,scientist,discovered Polonium and Radium,won two nobel prizes
-Catherine II "the Great",empress regnant of teh Russian Empire,conquered lands and patron of arts,literature,education
-Tamar of Georgia,Queen regnant of Georgia,expanded the Kingdom of Georgia to its greatest extent and started a "Golden Age" for Georgia
-Trung sisters,national heroines and queens of Vietnam,they freed Vietnam of the Han Dynasty and are national heroines
 
Wu Zetian didn't provide better equality for women. Her reign was used in China for 1300 years as a supposed example for why women shouldn't be rulers.
 
Wu Zetian was certainly remarkable but she was also one of the most cruel despicable women who has ever existed so I personally could never admire her.

Looking at the wikipedia article again, it's kind of ironic how her reputation was rehabilitated by Jiang Qing who herself was a vicious cruel woman who didn't care how many people she hurt to further her own ambition.
 
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