The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

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This thread is for textual, not sextual jokes. :p
 
who watches the watchmen?

i dunno, but i bet zack synder didn't watch it , otherwise it shouldn't be so awful.
 
before I tell this joke, I appologise to every group it might offend. This wasn't made by me anyway.

Spoiler :
How do you call a grown man with an imaginary friend? A lunatic. How do you call a bunch of people with the SAME imaginary friend, who , by the way, has a multiple personality issue? Christians.
 
What did one bean say to another: How've you been(bean)?

What did airline pilot have for breakfast? A plain(plane) bagel.
 
What is the difference between an arguing woman and an arrow?

Spoiler :
An arrow has a point.
 
Amputees with prosthetic legs are the only ones who can use the phrase "I stand corrected".
 
I saw a barrel of oil doing stand up comedy. He was slick, but rather crude.
 
Comedy black gold, eh?
 
I dunno, I found his jokes were a little too dirty for my tastes.
 
So, not at all refined then?
 
No, quite typical of the underground comic scene frankly.
 
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