The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

[eastsidebagel]

An infinite amount of monkies walk into a bar and say everything.

 

[salty mud]

An infinite amount of monkies walk into a bar and say everything.

why did the chicken cross the road?

your grandma has cancer.

 

[eastsidebagel]

why did the chicken cross the road?

your grandma has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler :

Don't you get it by yourself? Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

An infinite amount of monkies walk into a bar and say everything.

Now that's good.

 

[suiraclaw]

I hope this wasn't posted earlier

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders 1 beer, the second orders a half of a beer, the third asks for a quarter of a beer and so on.

". .. .. .. . off!" replies the bartender, and he gives them 2 beers.

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Spoiler :

not that funny...
but just try to imagine how an infinite amount of mathematicians get an infinite small amount of beer

 

[eastsidebagel]

I came, I saw, I came!

 

[NewWaver]

Q: Why did the lion get lost?

A: Because the jungle is massive.

-Jimmy Carr-

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"If you ever forget the punchline to a joke, all you have to say is Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Michael Jackson!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Michael Jackson!"

 

[uat2d]

Why did the cock cross the road?
To get to the other side!

 

[Mad Man]

Q:Why did the squirrel loose his nut's?
A:So that he can find them again!

 

[Veritass]

You know why you never hear any Jim Jones jokes?
The punch line's too long.

 

[_random_]

Spoiler :

What do you call nuts on you wall?

Spoiler :

Walnuts.

Spoiler :

What do you call nuts on your chest?

Spoiler :

Chestnuts.

Spoiler :

What do you call nuts on you chin?

Spoiler :

A BJ.

 

[flyingchicken]

lollollollollol @ nuts

 

[_random_]

lollollollollol @ nuts

Thanks, my friend made it up.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Woooooooow.....That is pretty clever, I guess.

 

[Zack]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white horses fell in the mud.

 

[Mad Man]

Q: How many fat people doe's it take to buy out a Taco Bell?
A: Not right now I'm eating!

 

[Smartbluma]

Do you know what smells?

Spoiler :

Noses.

Does your face hurt?

Spoiler :

Because it's killing me!

 

[againsttheflow]

Do you know what smells?

Spoiler :

Noses.

Then I'm backwards, it's my feet that smell and my nose that runs.

 

[Zack]

Does your face hurt?

Spoiler :

Because it's killing me!

My math teacher told this joke to a fellow teacher once.