My new bakery policy - Every purchase begins with, "I'm gay and I'd like you to bake our wedding cake".
If they say, "Yes, no problem.", I'll explain I'm just testing them, and really need a dozen eclairs.
A man took to replacing all the nouns in his sentences with emojis of percussion instruments. He was really bad at communicating but great at cymballising things.
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