Uncle Sparky
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A Fruedian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
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I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish...
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Uncle Sparky
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I just found out my cable subscription includes the Origami Channel... but it's paper-view.
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Uncle Sparky
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What cheese is made backwards?
Spoiler :
Broken_Erika
Play with me.
Uncle Sparky
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Uncle Sparky
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Broken_Erika
Play with me.
And the Lord said unto John.
"Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
"Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
bernie14
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There is a condition in women that, as they get older, they collect more and more cats. Its called.....manypaws
Uncle Sparky
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Dad: Why is there a lion and a witch in your wardrobe?
Son: That's Narnia business.
Son: That's Narnia business.
Uncle Sparky
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Teenagers in horror movies are so stupid these days, you could strangle them with a cordless phone...
Uncle Sparky
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When I am in trouble I think, "What would Jesus do?"
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days...
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days...
Uncle Sparky
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She said, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list."
Uncle Sparky
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I sued the airline that misplaced my luggage, but lost the case.
Uncle Sparky
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Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I for one like Roman numeral jokes.
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those that don't.
