Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.
A Fruedian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish...
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
I just found out my cable subscription includes the Origami Channel... but it's paper-view.
What cheese is made backwards?
I tried one of their easier projects... now I'm a really big fan!
And the Lord said unto John.
"Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
There is a condition in women that, as they get older, they collect more and more cats. Its called.....manypaws
Dad: Why is there a lion and a witch in your wardrobe?
Son: That's Narnia business.
Teenagers in horror movies are so stupid these days, you could strangle them with a cordless phone...
When I am in trouble I think, "What would Jesus do?"
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days...
She said, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list."
I sued the airline that misplaced my luggage, but lost the case.
I for one like Roman numeral jokes.
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those that don't.
I watched a pirated copy of Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it must've been recorded in a cinema - I kept seeing a little silhouette of a man.
Separate names with a comma.