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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Uncle Sparky

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    A Fruedian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
     
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    I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish...
     
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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

    Great food but no atmosphere.
     
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    I just found out my cable subscription includes the Origami Channel... but it's paper-view.
     
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    What cheese is made backwards?

    Spoiler :
    edam
     
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    I tried one of their easier projects... now I'm a really big fan!
     
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    And the Lord said unto John.
    "Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life"
    But John came fifth and won a toaster.
     
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    There is a condition in women that, as they get older, they collect more and more cats. Its called.....manypaws
     
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    Dad: Why is there a lion and a witch in your wardrobe?
    Son: That's Narnia business.
     
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    Teenagers in horror movies are so stupid these days, you could strangle them with a cordless phone...
     
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    When I am in trouble I think, "What would Jesus do?"
    Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days...
     
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    She said, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list."
     
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    I sued the airline that misplaced my luggage, but lost the case.
     
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    I for one like Roman numeral jokes.
     
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    Me II.
     
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    There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those that don't.
     
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    I watched a pirated copy of Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it must've been recorded in a cinema - I kept seeing a little silhouette of a man.
     
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