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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Lohrenswald

    Lohrenswald 老仁

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    is alka seltzer like a type of cracker or
     
  2. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    No, it is not. A ten-second search would have told you that.
     
  3. Lohrenswald

    Lohrenswald 老仁

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    or I could ask a person that knows
     
  4. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Another drone in the hive mind

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    Since it is basically a super powered desiccant I suspect that an alka-seltzer tablet could absorb all the liquid in your mouth without even getting started. Dry mouth to the point of cracking membranes wouldn't surprise me. Once the bleeding got going good it would probably dissolve though.
     
  5. rah

    rah Warlord Supporter

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    But But, in the movies it always seems to generate a good froth that has simulated many life threatening issues. ;)
    So it has to work.
     
  6. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    caketastydelish Boba Fett

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    Why are humans the only species in the animal kingdom with a gay rights movement?

    Spoiler :
    Because we are homo-sapiens.
     
  8. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    A - How much to get a singing ensemble?

    B - You mean a choir.

    A - Fine. How much to acquire a singing ensemble?
     
  9. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I saw a chameleon today, so I guess it wasn't a very good chameleon...
     
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  10. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Psychic buying clothes

    Psychic: That shirt is too small.

    Clerk: But you didn't even try it on.

    Psychic: I am a medium.
     
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  11. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    The best way to keep milk from turning sour... keep it in the cow.
     
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    cardgame Obsessively Opposed to the Typical

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    Scientists: Math is a universal language

    India: 60,00,000
     
  13. old_andy

    old_andy Chieftain

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    A woman's menstrual cycle is nothing to laugh at, period



    I have a constant ringing in my ears, but then I probably shouldn't wear ear rings
     
  14. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Ignorance of the law... does not prevent the losing lawyers from collecting their bill.
     
  15. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    What Orwell failed to predict is we would buy the cameras ourselves, and our greatest fear would be that nobody was watching.
     
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    Didn't Huxley kinda predict it though?
     

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