The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Uncle Sparky]

I'm trying to breed a dog that gets sad when it eats cantaloupe. I'll call it a melon collie.

The puppies will be Melon Collie Babies...

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Music Theory Joke

After the G7 summit, they should hold a C Major Summit... that would resolve everything.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

VIKING CHILDREN

Because sometimes it takes a child to raze a village.

 

[Arakhor]

Did you hear that Phil Collins' inkjet printer malfunctioned at the same time as 50 other printers throughout the UK? They never found out what caused it, but it must have been something in the air.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Despite his pathological lying, Donald Trump remains an unimpeachable source.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

If I had a nickel for every time I've had an existential crisis, it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and life is meaningless...

 

[Uncle Sparky]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the local pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the local pub back to my house.
The difference is staggering.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I've often wondered what American's do to observe 'Columbus Day'... Do they get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

 

[caketastydelish]

Why do charitable lawyers always listen to U2?

Spoiler :

Because they're pro-Bono

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

...I groaned.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Spoiler :

A flat minor

 

[Ferocitus]

Newsflash! Priest caught stealing host from church.
Pyx at 6.

 

[Hygro]

...I groaned.

I grono’d

 

[MaryKB]

I think you're ready for fatherhood @caketastydelish.

 

[caketastydelish]

What makes you say that ?

 

[MaryKB]

Your dad jokes

 

[caketastydelish]

U2 formed over well over 10 years before I was born, if your assumption was based on how old I am.

 

[Farm Boy]

Dad joke just means it's clean and groan-worthy. They're good jokes.

 

[Ferocitus]

Dad joke just means it's clean and groan-worthy. They're good jokes.

I groaned.