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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    The puppies will be Melon Collie Babies...
     
  2. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Music Theory Joke

    After the G7 summit, they should hold a C Major Summit... that would resolve everything.
     
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  3. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    VIKING CHILDREN

    Because sometimes it takes a child to raze a village.
     
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    Did you hear that Phil Collins' inkjet printer malfunctioned at the same time as 50 other printers throughout the UK? They never found out what caused it, but it must have been something in the air.
     
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    Despite his pathological lying, Donald Trump remains an unimpeachable source.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    If I had a nickel for every time I've had an existential crisis, it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and life is meaningless...
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    It's a five minute walk from my house to the local pub.
    It's a 35 minute walk from the local pub back to my house.
    The difference is staggering.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I've often wondered what American's do to observe 'Columbus Day'... Do they get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?
     
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    How did the hipster burn his tongue?

    He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
     
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    caketastydelish By any means necessary

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    Why do charitable lawyers always listen to U2?

    Spoiler :
    Because they're pro-Bono
     
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    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    ...I groaned.
     
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    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

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    A flat minor


    :smug:
     
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    Newsflash! Priest caught stealing host from church.
    Pyx at 6.
     
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    Hygro soundcloud.com/hygro/

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    I grono’d
     
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    caketastydelish By any means necessary

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    What makes you say that ?
     
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    Your dad jokes :p
     
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    caketastydelish By any means necessary

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    U2 formed over well over 10 years before I was born, if your assumption was based on how old I am.
     
  19. Farm Boy

    Farm Boy The trees are actually quite lovely.

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    Dad joke just means it's clean and groan-worthy. They're good jokes.
     
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    I groaned.
     

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