Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.
The puppies will be Melon Collie Babies...
Music Theory Joke
After the G7 summit, they should hold a C Major Summit... that would resolve everything.
Because sometimes it takes a child to raze a village.
Did you hear that Phil Collins' inkjet printer malfunctioned at the same time as 50 other printers throughout the UK? They never found out what caused it, but it must have been something in the air.
Despite his pathological lying, Donald Trump remains an unimpeachable source.
If I had a nickel for every time I've had an existential crisis, it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and life is meaningless...
It's a five minute walk from my house to the local pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the local pub back to my house.
The difference is staggering.
I've often wondered what American's do to observe 'Columbus Day'... Do they get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why do charitable lawyers always listen to U2?
Because they're pro-Bono
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
Newsflash! Priest caught stealing host from church.
Pyx at 6.
I think you're ready for fatherhood @caketastydelish.
What makes you say that ?
Your dad jokes
U2 formed over well over 10 years before I was born, if your assumption was based on how old I am.
Dad joke just means it's clean and groan-worthy. They're good jokes.
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