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The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Besides training most of the major Greek heroes, Charon was also a doctor... which would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.
     
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    My anesthesiologist asked if I wanted to be put under with gas, or a boat paddle.

    It was a classic ether / oar decision.
     
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    Apparently: "What made you fall from heaven sweetheart" is an inappropriate pick up line to use on Satan.
     
  4. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    The Wrong Answer:

    She: Describe our relationship in two words.
    He: Our what?
     
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    Why is Australia the most politically corrupt country?

    Spoiler :
    Because they have Kangaroo courts.
     
  6. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I wonder what would happen if someone in Argentina said, "Alexa, take down the power grid".
     
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    Before appearing in Episode IV - A New Hope, Mark Hamill hadn't seen a single Star Wars movie...
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    I hate it when people can't let go of the past... especially debt collectors.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Bad puns... that's how eye roll.
     
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    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    There is no sound quite as beautiful as a baby laughing...
    unless its 3 a.m....
    and you're alone...
    and you don't have a baby.
     
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    In the Bookstore

    Me: Do you have any books on turtles?

    Clerk: Hard cover?

    Me: Yes, and with small heads.
     
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    I was planning a trip to Australia, and was asked by the travel agent if I had a criminal record.
    I replied, "I didn't know you still require one."
     

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