The North / South Divide

[PrinceOfLeigh]

The only language them ponces understand is violence.

You get a for that.

Indeed. You guys got shafted by a woman!!
And we're the pooftas....

Shafted by a woman and you imply we're poofters? You get a too.

Maggie Thatcher completely decked your northern socialist coal-mining, ballet dancing arses.

Dear God, we Northerners hate you Southern Poofters but it'll be a cold day in hell before we quote her to prove a point against you.

 

[Rambuchan]

Shafted by a woman and you imply we're poofters? You get a too.

I note that you admit to being shafted by a woman.

The significant word to focus on here is "shafted". This means that you must have dropped your pants at some point (proverbial, metaphorical or otherwise) and allowed entry. That's what pooftas are usually accused of doing when used in the context of "southern poofta".

 

[nonconformist]

Shafted by a woman and you imply we're poofters? You get a too.

Mine shafted, you pink-oboe player.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I note that you admit to being shafted by a woman.

The significant word to focus on here is "shafted". This means that you must have dropped your pants at some point (proverbial, metaphorical or otherwise) and allowed entry. That's what pooftas are usually accused of doing when used in the context of "southern poofta".

Maybe so, but you talk as if that lady didn't shaft the whole bloody country. I'll ignore it if you do

 

[Whomp]

Mine shafted, you pink-oboe player.

PMP!! Can I use this one on some of my friends?
Scoreboard:
South-1 North-0

 

[BCLG100]

Taking into account that you have a major general idiot on your side, i think id prefer to be shafted by a woman than your fellow male phd'ers who've got a phd in at least 7 subjects before they feel their adequate enough to stop living on daddys money and go out into the world on their own (in a job they got through one of mummy's contacts)

 

[nonconformist]

PMP!! Can I use this one on some of my friends?
Scoreboard:
South-1 North-0

All yours, Whompy.
It isn't even mine

 

[Whomp]

Taking into account that you have a major general idiot on your side

Good point however I think you're bitter because this idiot gave a few of your cities a fist in ar...nvm.

 

[Rambuchan]

i think id prefer to be shafted by a woman

Scoreboard reads:

South 2 - 0 North

The scoreboard should have been set up long ago. I'd say it was typical northern cheating tactics that prevented it from happening earlier.

 

[nonconformist]

Taking into account that you have a major general idiot on your side, i think id prefer to be shafted by a woman than your fellow male phd'ers who've got a phd in at least 7 subjects before they feel their adequate enough to stop living on daddys money and go out into the world on their own (in a job they got through one of mummy's contacts)

I'll tell the world the North's secret if you'e not nice.

In fact, I'll do it anyway.

Billy Elliot is not a film from a book created for the Oscars, but is infact a documentary on the growing up of an ordinary Northern boy.
All Northern boys are either forced into ballet dancing, or doing sexual favours for rich Thai businessmen.

 

[nonconformist]

Scoreboard reads:

South 2 - 0 North

The scoreboard should have been set up long ago. I'd say it was typical northern cheating tactics that prevented it from happening earlier.

Northern cheating, or the Northerner's inability to count higher than the number of genetalia he has?

 

[Rambuchan]

I'll tell the world the North's secret if you'e not nice.

In fact, I'll do it anyway.

Billy Elliot is not a film from a book created for the Oscars, but is infact a documentary on the growing up of an ordinary Northern boy.
All Northern boys are either forced into ballet dancing, or doing sexual favours for rich Thai businessmen.

Just wanted to pick you up on a slight inaccuracy there.

 

[nonconformist]

Just wanted to pick you up on a slight inaccuracy there.

Indeed, they're more than obliging.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Scoreboard reads:

South 2 - 0 North

The scoreboard should have been set up long ago. I'd say it was typical northern cheating tactics that prevented it from happening earlier.

You can't add to the scoreboard you cheating Southern Poof. We need an independant person who is able to objectively view each point and award accordingly. Also someone with the patience to go back through the thread and realise that North has dominated wannbe Frenchies from Post 1.

 

[BCLG100]

Scoreboard reads:

South 2 - 0 North

The scoreboard should have been set up long ago. I'd say it was typical northern cheating tactics that prevented it from happening earlier.

Now i appreciate that all Southerners have to wear glasses to make themselves look more intelligent but i didnt realise your eyesight was genuinly bad enough to not see what came next.

 

[Whomp]

I've already been through the whole thread but since I'm American (with a short attention span for details) maybe each of you can each give me an executive summary of things you find "score worthy". Otherwise 2-0.

 

[BCLG100]

You dont count

 

[Whomp]

We need an independant person who is able to objectively view each point and award accordingly. Also someone with the patience to go back through the thread and realise that North has dominated wannbe Frenchies from Post 1.

You dont count

Are you saying I'm not an independent person? I live in the land of liberty. I have both English and Irish blood. Who better than me?

 

[BCLG100]

Are you saying I'm not an independent person? I live in the land of liberty. I have both English and Irish blood. Who better than me?

ooooooo where abouts in ireland?

 

[Che Guava]

Man, if the aunting from N & S england was this bad, i don't wanna see what comes out when we introduce Ireland to the fracas....