The Official Chuck Norris Thread

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Whatever he says is comically ridiculous.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

What that doesn't show us is afterward Chuck rising back up and kills him with the Jedi Mind Trick.

 

[classical_hero]

This is what he can play and he does not even need a piano to play this.

Link to video.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

Chuck Norris doesn't kill people he doesn't like, it's much more profitable to scare them into doing things for him... HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS !!!

 

[B-29 Bomber]

This is what he can play and he does not even need a piano to play this.

Link to video.

Damn...

 

[classical_hero]

Well you really need to about ten people to play that, if you really can.

 

[Terrance888]

The Universal Constant is not at the speed of light, it is the Speed of Chuck.

I saw Chuck cross the finish line before the race started once, and he won.

 

[Fr8monkey]