The Official Chuck Norris Thread

Chuck Norris-lives up to his reputation or not?

  • That time-traveling, immortal marvel of creation? I think rather yes

    Votes: 75 52.1%
  • Nah, he's just some actor.

    Votes: 22 15.3%
  • He sucks balls!! (actually, that's blasphemy but if you rlly think so...*sigh*

    Votes: 16 11.1%
  • Nice guy, but clearly overrated

    Votes: 31 21.5%

  • Total voters
    144
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What that doesn't show us is afterward Chuck rising back up and kills him with the Jedi Mind Trick.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't kill people he doesn't like, it's much more profitable to scare them into doing things for him... HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS:eek::cry::eek::(:cry::eek::confused: :confused: :confused::eek::eek:!!!
 
The Universal Constant is not at the speed of light, it is the Speed of Chuck.

I saw Chuck cross the finish line before the race started once, and he won.
 
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