The Official Chuck Norris Thread

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris's thread will never die!

 

[GoodGame]

Chuck Norris....doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[FrozenTitan]

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac. He got one.

 

[Veritass]

Chuck Norris....doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes.

So who cares what Chuck Norris thi.&#8*x[ <Carrier lost>

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

Chuck Norris can chucknoriz anybodyz ass before u say Chuck Norris.

When God is tired and ask Chuck to take care of the creation Chuck ties up his right hand and does the needful.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

So far, there seems to be a positive general impression about Chuck, as far as I can see it in the poll. But who the f*ck voted for the 3rd opinion? Free speech my ass!

I woted for no. 3 just becouse it is a joke tread otherwise I am ofcourse awere that He deserves 1100 % on no.1

 

[Abaddon]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

 

[classical_hero]

See post 19 of this thread, since that one looked familiar.

 

[GamezRule]

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of anything, fear is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

[jlvfr]

Chuck Norries threads never go away.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

You've heard of the fist behind the beard but did you know that instead of a tongue Chuck Norris has a sword! talk about a sharp tongue!

 

[Dumanios]

Chuck Norris' favorite tea is Texas.

 

[Ahovking]

im 17 and i didnt know about Chuck Norris till last year and my friends and i all agree that his that lame we didnt even bother making jokes about him after discovering who he was

 

[uat2d]

im 17 and i didnt know about Chuck Norris till last year and my friends and i all agree that his that lame we didnt even bother making jokes about him after discovering who he was

 

[sophie]

Dude, it's ahoviking, you can't help but love the guy for it!

 

[HardRocker]

definitely a facepalm moment

Spoiler :

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Top 3 Causes of Death in the United States: 1) Heart Disease 2) Cancer 3) Chuck Norris

Why is the universe so FREAKING huge? Because Chuck Norris.

 

[_random_]

definitely a facepalm moment

Spoiler :

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Top 3 Causes of Death in the United States: 1) Heart Disease 2) Cancer 3) Chuck Norris

Why is the universe so FREAKING huge? Because Chuck Norris.

It would be, but it's Ahoviking.

 

[HardRocker]

It would be, but it's Ahoviking.

???

Anywayz, someone is freaking out about the "epic wars" and "revolutions"

 

[Cutlass]

 

[Cutlass]