The Official Chuck Norris Thread
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Zack
99% hot gas
Chuck Norris is the definition of awesome.
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
No, awesome is the definition of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris kicks people, they do not die. They are completely removed from the space-time continuum.
Do you remember Frank, the person who founded the world "Chuck Norris sucks" foundation? Neither do I.
Chuck Norris is always on topic.
An antimatter Chuck Norris would just destroy matter.
Lays is going out of business because it lost the bet with Chuck Norris.
I didn't copy and paste any of these.
Chuck Norris' computer never gives him 'you do not have permission to...' after the first time.
Narz
keeping it real
Anyone post this yet? 
Zack
99% hot gas
Why do we have two Chuck Norris threads?
Veritass
Emperor
Because Chuck Norris is too awesome to be represented by just one thread.
Zack
99% hot gas
Personally I'm getting sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
Narz
keeping it real
And yet here you are.
BurnEmDown
Emperor
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Chuck Norris once had an eye contest with himself at the mirror and won.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Chuck Norris beats children. 
salty mud
Deity
Chuck Norris has more posts than Perfection + every other member on the site, multiplied by an impossibly high number to comprehend and to the power of infinity. Plus, they're all invisible.
Firestorm94
zuh?
Eh only a couple good ones.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Veritass
Emperor
Evidently Chuck Norris threads can't die, either.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Well I found that just browsing the web, so I had to post it. 
Jazzmail
King
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex,
unless the woman is dead!
Chuck Norris once vomited on a rock.
It became castle Greyskull!
unless the woman is dead!
Chuck Norris once vomited on a rock.
It became castle Greyskull!
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