Well, they also sound very Panda-esque.
That's the problem, but Danton isn't terribly NK-esque, and yet is Panda-esque.
Hitler was (could be considered) a democratically-elected leader. Actually, if USA goes dystopic and imperial in the 21st century, silver2039 seems like a natural choice (him or JosefStalinator...).
Technically I COULD play a democratically-elected leader, but that's not much fun, is it? Although technically, I did do so in the past on several occasions, and didn't even abuse my powers too much, mostly because I didn't have enough time.
As far as American presidents go, I'm not sure where I'd fit in. Now, if we just had American politicians, I would probably have taken Burr or Hamilton, or McCarthy, but for some strange reason none of them gained power in OTL.
Anyway, any interest in the revolutionaries? I could do them now, I think.
EDIT:
I would consider myself possible of election. I mean, I never act evily, ever.
That kinda disqualifies you from election, you know.

Whoever is playing Nader is also "never acting evily", which is why Nader is on and beyond the fringes of American politics.