If I were to tell you that I recently shot down an Elvis-piloted UFO with a magic peashooter, would you believe me?
If you were like a Spanish friend of mine who can hit just about anything with his Gamo CF-20 air rifle, I might be inclined to believe you...but a peashooter (even a magic one)...THAT definitely would be pushing it...especially if it were the King flying the thing (pardon the ryhm). Besides, I saw him in a phone booth just yesterday so unless you downed his UFO (that would be the flying phone booth--which may or may not have Dr. Who's phone booth's capacity for interstellar and interdimentional travel) within the last 24 hours, I don't see how this could be possible...unless the UFO is capable of time travel of course, which I seriously doubt...but can't disprove

Again with the Elvis talk?Now, you're saying that some guy is/was capable of such feats as transmutation, water-walking, autoresurrection and appearing in puddles of sick in Des Moines diners, am I likely to believe you?
[Yes I know, when yoshi finally decides to post something it's completely idiotic and thread-jacking to top it all off . What can I say, I'm an idiot...God bless me.]
Just out of curiosity, why does God perform miracles such as the resurrection (according to Christian belief)? What's the point? To convert more su...I mean, people?
(Please pardon my ignorance of religion...among other things.)