Discussion in 'Civ4 - Stories & Tales' started by brandon.herren, Oct 29, 2011.
I do not get any more of them pesky Bsods since i stopped overclocking my ram.
Well, for an "old" computer, it's actually rather new, Windows 7, which we got in 2009. But of course after 2 years of everyone putting random junk on it, it's become super slow. I've tried many a times to write updates on there, only to have it crash 4 times before I finished.
YES YES!!! It's working Update coming soon!
Delhi Governor: Sir, we have several troops that we can upgrade to Knights!
Lenin: Knights!!!! Upgrade them!!!! CRUSADE!!!!
Cyrus: Persia offers your nasty little civilization Sheep for Wheat
Ivan: It's terrible, not nasty
Catherine: It depends on who your talking to, since Lenin is certainly nasty...
Lenin: What does that mean?
Catherine: Epic Crusader....
Lenin: Oh! Well, in that case, I'm the nastiest person in the whole wide world!
Catherine: How right you are.... Anyways, we refuse the deal, since it just doesn't seem logical for some reason...
Lenin: Let's attack China!!!!
Catherine: I agree!
Lenin: See, Catherine is getting over her anger issues. She even called me nasty earlier, isn't that nice
Nicholas II: Um.... *Catherine glares* ...Sure...
Peter: Right.... I'll agree
Ivan: I agree
Putin: I agree
Gorbachev: I agree...
Peter: What? No evil plan this time
Stalin: *Looks up from notes* I agree!
Peter: What are you writing?
Stalin: Oh, just something called the 5 year plan, nothing important....
Peter: We should also upgrade our legal system.
Lenin: What's the need, our legal system is super advanced according to the cool chart thingy
Catherine: Yeah Peter! Isn't that obvious
Cyrus: Once again, we offer your nasty Civilization a deal... of Open Borders
Lenin: Why thank you! Your so kind!
Catherine: Ignore him... We agree!
Peter: Since when do we have a doorbell????
*Peter opens door, finds box, opens box*
Qin Shi Huang: WHO PUT ME IN THAT BOX!!!!
Peter: I don't know... WE DECLARE WAR!!!!
Qin Shi Huang: stupid Airmail.....
Lenin: Go CRUSADERS!!!!!
Qin Shi Huang: What are those weird units?
Catherine: Just pray that you never have to build one... or hear the C word...
Battle of Nanjing
6 Russian Maceman, 2 Russian Knights, 1 Russian Crossbowmen vs 1 Chinese Archer, 1 Chinese Swordsman, 2 Chinese Axeman
Casualties: 3 Maceman
Catherine: We win!!!
Qin Shi Huang: Hate to rain on your parade... But we still have 9 other cities...
Lenin: Oh well... The CRUSADE SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!
Wow, everyone is Jewish except Japan ...
Yup, 9 more cities... That's Qin Shi for ya... Though surprisingly low garrison... Usually he's über powerful. I'd say watch your back in that newly conquered city, cos it's probably all off somewhere else.
Yeah, I'm just hoping that I can capture Beijing before then, and get them to
Probably because I destroyed all of the Buddhists
Sheep for Wheat, Sheep for Wheat... what does Cyrus think he's playing, Settlers of Catan?
Great work on the update
Thanks. I've actually played that game before. Anyways, just finished a 4 hour game, in which by scamming the AI's I was able to get 100 gold per turn for hit singles
AIs are very stupid in that way. Except tokugowa, who is very stupid in every other way.
Your order is exactly the same as my Rome conquest on E-18 Civs. That was on noble though. Took Industrialism as my liberalism tech sometime in the 1200-1300s and won with a score of 160000 in 1350-60 something.
Regarding monty, there was a game [E-18 civs] as hatty a lond time ago on cheftain on which I had tanks and he had maces. But he actually[seriously!] had so many that it took me half a century to get through them, even with my blitz tanks.
Anyways, a great story brandon! Complete pandemonium in the Russian Palace/General Secretary's Office/Kremlin
Thank you. Yeah, I think Montezuma's policy is: at least 5 units garrisoned in each city, and one huge stack of 100 maceman and jaguars moving around randomly Poor Roosevelt can never keep up...
Lol not many ppl can, when they "waste" all those hammers building infrastructure and development...
Yes, we can all learn from Montezuma the way of the warmonger
Update coming soon
Messenger: We built Notre Dame in Moscow
Ivan: *Shudders* Too cultural...
Lenin: I agree!
Catherine: Stupid warmongers... have no sense of culture...
Asoka: I'm making you a deal you can't refuse...
Gorbachev: Than we refuse, shoo!
Gorbachev: Shoo, Vassal!
Asoka: Note to self: Don't capitulate to the Russians...
Lenin: Have you noticed all of the angry people gripe way to much... Like Catherine.
Catherine: I'm not angry
Lenin: Your face says otherwise...
Peter: It's ok, Catherine. We can fix you barbaric anger Well... Maybe anyway
Catherine: That's nice coming from a warmonger...
Lenin: Don't worry, your both barbaric
Stalin: I'd have to agree with Lenin!
Catherine: Oh please, communist traitors!
Peter: BTW that tech will never be researched!
Lenin: Oh yeah! Your the real losers than!
Stalin: You'll never know the secrets!
Putin: Long live Communism!!!!!!
Churchill: *facepalm* WHY COULDN'T I HAVE RULED A PEACEFUL NATION!!!!
Nicholas II: I feel your pain
Alexander II: I'm so sick of they're arguing!
Churchill: I have an idea... Come on
*Churchill, Gorbachev, Alexander II, and Nicholas II leave room*
Churchill: *Locks door* Ha we trapped them in the meeting room
Nicholas II: Although I doubt they will even notice
Gorbachev: Yeah Time to start running the nation. Chaos free
Meanwhile inside the room...
Peter: They locked us in!!!
Catherine: It's all your fault Peter!
Lenin: With those softies running the nation, we're doomed!!!!
Peter: *banging on door* LET US OUT!!!!!
Peter: Dang it! They must have ditched us.....
Stalin: The Communism God will save us!!!
Lenin: So true. Have faith in the Communism God!!!!
Ivan, Putin, Stalin and Lenin:
Catherine: Idiots! There is no such thing as a communism god!!!
Peter: How will we get out???
Catherine: Just stop being so barbaric!!!!
Peter, Putin, Ivan, Stalin, and Lenin:
Catherine: Why did they trap me in here with these fools!!!
Meanwhile with the others...
Messenger: We built the Hagia Sophia!
Churchill: Great! Improving the in the Empire!
Lenin's voice: NO!!!! They're ruining our nation!!!
*Qin Shi Huang enters*
Qin: We just took back Nanjing We rock!
Lenin's voice: No!!!! I told you guys not to garrison only one unit!!!!
Qin: Is that Lenin? Where is he?
Nicholas II: We locked them in the Meeting Room.
Qin: About time, I suppose
Lenin's voice: We'll take it back! CRUSADE!!!!
Catherine's voice: SHUT UP!!!
Churchill: Dang! We should have locked them in the basement instead
Qin: Can you guys just attack already! I'm getting a headache...
Churchill: Your just lucky you don't rule with them....
3rd Battle of Nanjing
Qin: I'm not capitulating
Gorbachev: Don't worry, evil plan #4 will get you to capitulate...
Messenger: We built the University of Sankore
Lenin's voice: I'm getting a culture headache!!!!!
Alexander II: That's 3 wonders in 1 Update
Lenin's voice: It hurts so bad!!!!
Messenger: Oh, and we got Rifling!
Churchill: Hmm... What to research... getting Frigates or education...Ok, reseach Education now
Lenin: *bangs on door* I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Alexander II: Time to attack Shanghai!!!! I hear it's a pretty rich city
Qin: You'll never take it!!!
Battle of Shanghai
Spoiler Before :
Spoiler After :
Qin: Fine, I'll capitulate, although I here bad things from Asoka
Churchill: Don't worry, it's not that bad as long as were ruling the country!
Catherine's voice: Great, you guys won. NOW LET US OUT!!!!
Lenin's voice: Yeah!!!!
Peter's voice: Please!!!!
Nicholas II: Nah, I think we'll leave you all in there for a while..
Catherine: If I stay in here with these idiots for one more minute, I think I'm going to explode!!!!
Alexander II: Too bad, were out to get coffee
Catherine: Don't leave me!!!
, very funny brandon.herren, interested in seeing a lot more!
If Catherine explodes, maybe it will breach the locked door.
What's Churchill doing here? Or is he here because Gorbachev, Alexander II, and Nicholas II aren't enough to stop the warmongers and Catherine?
I'm sure Lenin and Peter are hoping for that
Warmongers and Catherine... There isn't that much of a difference... Anyways, Gorbachev is normal, as long as he isn't on a evil plan spree
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