*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We built Notre Dame in Moscow
Ivan: *Shudders* Too cultural...
Lenin: I agree!
Catherine: Stupid warmongers... have no sense of culture...
*Asoka enters*
Asoka: I'm making you a deal you can't refuse...
Gorbachev: Than we refuse, shoo!
Asoka: But!
Gorbachev: Shoo, Vassal!
Asoka: Note to self: Don't capitulate to the Russians...
*Asoka leaves*
Lenin: Have you noticed all of the angry people gripe way to much... Like Catherine.
Catherine: I'm not angry
Lenin: Your face says otherwise...
Peter: It's ok, Catherine. We can fix you barbaric anger
Well... Maybe anyway
Catherine: That's nice coming from a warmonger...
Lenin: Don't worry, your both barbaric
Stalin: I'd have to agree with Lenin!
Catherine: Oh please, communist traitors!
Peter: BTW that tech will never be researched!
Lenin: Oh yeah! Your the real losers than!
Stalin: You'll never know the secrets!
Putin: Long live Communism!!!!!!
Churchill: *facepalm* WHY COULDN'T I HAVE RULED A PEACEFUL NATION!!!!
Nicholas II: I feel your pain
Alexander II: I'm so sick of they're arguing!
Churchill: I have an idea... Come on
*Churchill, Gorbachev, Alexander II, and Nicholas II leave room*
Churchill: *Locks door* Ha we trapped them in the meeting room
Nicholas II: Although I doubt they will even notice
Gorbachev: Yeah Time to start running the nation. Chaos free
Meanwhile inside the room...
Peter: They locked us in!!!
Catherine: It's all your fault Peter!
Lenin:
With those softies running the nation, we're doomed!!!!
Peter: *banging on door* LET US OUT!!!!!
*no response*
Peter: Dang it! They must have ditched us.....
Stalin: The Communism God will save us!!!
Lenin: So true. Have faith in the Communism God!!!!
Ivan, Putin, Stalin and Lenin:
Catherine: Idiots! There is no such thing as a communism god!!!
Peter: How will we get out???
Catherine: Just stop being so barbaric!!!!
Peter, Putin, Ivan, Stalin, and Lenin:
Catherine: Why did they trap me in here with these fools!!!
Meanwhile with the others...
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We built the Hagia Sophia!
Churchill: Great! Improving the
in the Empire!
Lenin's voice: NO!!!! They're ruining our nation!!!
*Qin Shi Huang enters*
Qin: We just took back Nanjing
We rock!
Lenin's voice: No!!!! I told you guys not to garrison only one unit!!!!
Qin: Is that Lenin? Where is he?
Nicholas II: We locked them in the Meeting Room.
Qin: About time, I suppose
Lenin's voice: We'll take it back! CRUSADE!!!!
Catherine's voice: SHUT UP!!!
Churchill: Dang! We should have locked them in the basement instead
Qin:
Can you guys just attack already! I'm getting a headache...
Churchill: Your just lucky you don't rule with them....
3rd Battle of Nanjing
Qin: I'm not capitulating
Gorbachev: Don't worry, evil plan #4 will get you to capitulate...
*Messenger enters*
Messenger: We built the University of Sankore
Lenin's voice:
I'm getting a culture headache!!!!!
Alexander II:
That's 3 wonders in 1 Update
Lenin's voice: It hurts so bad!!!!
Messenger: Oh, and we got Rifling!
Churchill: Hmm... What to research... getting Frigates or education...Ok, reseach Education now
Lenin: *bangs on door* I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Alexander II: Time to attack Shanghai!!!! I hear it's a pretty rich city
Qin: You'll never take it!!!
Battle of Shanghai
Qin: Fine, I'll capitulate, although I here bad things from Asoka
Churchill: Don't worry, it's not that bad as long as were ruling the country!
Catherine's voice: Great, you guys won. NOW LET US OUT!!!!
Lenin's voice: Yeah!!!!
Peter's voice: Please!!!!
Nicholas II: Nah, I think we'll leave you all in there for a while..
Catherine:
If I stay in here with these idiots for one more minute, I think I'm going to explode!!!!
Alexander II: Too bad, were out to get coffee
Catherine: Don't leave me!!!