you know this blog that follows the latest ? The one Yandex hence Russian establishment does not want you to read , because the browser refused to find pertaining results ? Possibly because it looks like it has credibility to negate Russian PR on the latest deadliest Russian stuff ? (So what , ı used another browser in the webcafe computer) So , it appears back in 1975 , there were UFOs over the Loring USAF airbase , nukes and B-52s . People actually see an helicopter , Huey , or maybe Huey type and size . The blog actually gives a lot of stuff on how the helicopter seemed to know when people were just about to see it and stuff , you know as if it had an USAF Colonel on board listening to USAF radios . Like when the base people got excited and tried to open fire , Pentagon ordered them to stand down and F-106 interceptors were given a different heading to cover for Russian "jamming" as in traitors or an expert English language speaker ... All designed to see whether it was feasible ...
like whether Spetsnaz , that's Russian commandos to those who haven't heard the term , could attack US bomber bases on US soil . Killing one or two guards won't do anything to stop an American "second strike" , ICBMs from Siberia will take 30 minutes , a quarter or half of the B-52s on the targeted base might have been launched during that time and even a backpack nuke will not exactly stop things . Even if it was to go off and close the runways , Americans would simply bring in an helicopter and move the bombs to a different base to different B-52s . Because there would be multiple storage sites . But if Russian spies were to come years before and buy an helicopter or two and smuggle in properly sized bombs and the ground team would place beacons for the helicopter to approach in the darkest of nights and its extremely patriotic Russki pilot would blow it up in the right place ? A proper mushroom ... Might have saved hundreds of thousands of Russians , at least for a week or two , before fallout got them . Nobody tells me anything , but the old gang's fault is probably having heard that Russians were exercising to that end or whatever .
and of course the USAF Colonel much impressed with the possibilities , you know , if one had a stealth helicopter . Yeah , one finally got bin Ladin afterall ... Writes a glowing report on how one could catch evil enemies of US busy with goats . ı don't know what you make of this last sentence , but in 10 years time , US Army will have a special unit where people stare at goats . To get them dead with burst heart vessels , you know , to ruin the enemies of US . By driving them nuts ,with destroying what they hold dearest . Yeah , this is what watching Star Wars did to Pentagon . (There is actually a movie , Ewan McGregor , George Clooney and so on ...) And well , one helicopter of the initial development batch was later involved in a car chase , by volunteering itself unbidden . This to be seen in a TV series . Remember Fargo ? Its producers then made a TV series where the guy in Hobbit accidentally kills his wife and then turns crook . A policewoman turns out to be essential and this then leads to a sequel where her father , similarly a policeman is involved in a deadly shoot-out . Must be at or later than November 1980 when Hollywood kinda learned things were flying in Area 51 for real .
but this is not the thing of this post . Because there were like repercussions in Turkey . Nobody tells me anything on this either , but ı can imagine . By this time there is a Yüzbaşı Volkan comic series , appearing partially in newspapers and magazines . The publisher gets young people in need of work , gives them a foreign comics book , a pencil and "carbon paper" . Which ı myself used in primary school . Put it between two pieces of paper and what you write on the first will appear on the second ... Pictures are traced line by line , re-appearing on a production ready thing . Fix the faces , refill the boxes and there you have a comic you yourself draw ... Of course , r16 will not figure out this until the 1990s ... Imagine , they have ordered F-16s and are flying them in , and you must also know "Captain Volcano" is an Airforce pilot with widespread interests and great experience and every enemy of this country wants to get those F-16s down . Volkan gets abducted in Reykjavik , sees DC-6s about to land in the airport , has a party balloon around to be flown according to the wind , gets saved etc etc . Me mumbling incoherently . ı know DC-6s are still being flown in cargo business . As the F-16s look like drawn by computer (neat from all angles) while DC-6s have only 4 engines and otherwise are a blob ... Like blew my mind when they had 4 or 5 issues of the adventures of a P-80 pilot training to fly F-16s . You know , ı am an idiot who will be adamant that we only had T-33s and never had the P-80 . The publisher was a legend for being interviewed repeatedly by the so called intelligence service for knowing things nobody out of the Military could know ; how couldn't he know the difference between the '80 and '33 ! Yeah , these days everyone has internet connection and know which foreign comics were pillaged . The P-80 story in question must be a Dan Cooper or whatever from the 1950s , because the it involves a satellite jammed by Russians that has to be recovered by all means and unmarked Russian jets are those early MiG-19s , namely Ta-183/Pulqui IIs terribly drawn as blobs ...
anyhow , within 6 months of Loring and the USAF Colonel "I want, I want" , Volkan started being published as its own brand . A very young r16 , plane crazy idiot even at that tender age , was a fan but they were hard to come when pocket money was just about nothing and the market for comic books was something else . Buy them from the newstands , tape them cover to cover and wax 'em . Really , when the surface is slippery enough you will go out on the street , lay it on the ground and other kids will try to capture it by throwing coins from a distance . If the coin manages to stay on the cover , the book is gone , but you might have made enough coins to cover the losses ... Anyhow the launch issue involves the airliner from Beyrut having gone missing . Volkan on patrol notices it , returns to base , gets a pal and an helikopter , because you didn't think there was any other pilot in the airbase who could dare/manage to fly an helicopter in the coming snowstorm , did you ? A few wounded , maybe one or two dead . ı suspect , while reading it in early 80s that it might be the Leftist who went to Palestine to fight the West , but it will turn out there are two Russian spies ! Who sabotaged the plane , ı don't remember what secret they were hiding but Volkan must stop them . So , a stealth Russian helicopter arrives ! Which makes the young r16 shudder , like wait , wait , what do you mean ..? Volcan throws a piece from his sabotaged Huey and destroys the whirling rotor of the Russian . The spies must run on foot , and Volkan borrows a pair of skies from the Army patrol that finally arrives and the Army Patrol takes no part in the chase so that Volkan can kill the commies like dogs . Yes , it is time for pictures or it didn't happen
check his cool as he abandons the Turkish Mirage , or in front of the Turkish Harrier , or the actual Foxbat and also seen in the Turkish F-18 . Of course a day will come when Americans will have to answer Senate investigators about all this nonsense Americans have had to suffer over all these years and as ı am a troll with a good heart ı shall just give them a talking topic regarding accuracy . Panic on the Greek island would be a fact if they were ever given a rain of Copperheads back in the 80s and do not scoff at the one about those fighting on the moon , they have obviously crashed back on earth . (He looked like Tony Curtis on the covers many times .)
ugh , reach no conclusions yet . Because the same Volkan will have this steamy relationship with Olga , the hottest MiG-25 pilot ever ! Nor he is a racist , because he chases the enemies of the country to Angola , so that publishing company could use the comics they lifted from abroad , involving some Black woman . Yeah , her translated name was a given , with all those Slyvia Kristel movies then around . The guy's punches landed like bullets from a machine gun in a fight , how dare you question the power of his kisses ! He stopped the rogue Russian pilot who try to unleash the deadliest biological agent , that Red Flower of Death somewhere above . He stopped the rogue American pilot / POW in Vietnam who tried to nuke Incirlik with a C-47 . Running short of normal stuff , the guy for some reason destroyed the Chicom plot to turn Skylab into a nuke by going up there , his second or third trip into space . First time was when he stopped the rogue American scientist who had fake UFOs and a Saturn rocket in an oil rig in the Med . He would discover Atlantis (ı think) while flying the Space Shuttle back to earth for his fourth and willingly have his memories deleted . Considering he once joined forces with Wolverine and Conan to fix some irregularity in time , you know it was just another day in the office . ı don't like the original Wolverine ever since , a jerk in a clown suit and nothing else .
another twist on how successful the regular people were , a supplementary addition to the Ergenekon Conspiracies was the playboy who was involved with Ajda Pekkan (the very superstar in Turkish pop music) and found time to go to Vietnam in 1978 (!) and steal the plans of MiG-28 , as seen in Top Gun ... Because by this time the regular people were on the defensive and one of them was married to Filiz Akın or whatever . And it was just days ago ı finally noticed Kaptan Venüs , another comic brand of the same publisher and involving a Barbarella (in Space) was always resembling the movie star named above . Much more modest in dress and behaviour , ı will add for accuracy . She was one of the big four of cinema in this country . Made up stuff moved across the board to clear the way for Congregation . And , yeah nobody had said anything about helicopters or anything . And more yeah , New Turkey is doing eveeeeeeeerything , unlike loserssssssss .
the guy ı know ? Of course knows it , but he can't remember the helicopter destroyed by Volkan in like the winter of 1973 so that America could reverse engineer it for Loring '75 . Like at once . Takes a couple of minutes to search . And here , for the first time , the Russian , yeah , with the internals fully exposed :
you are like propeller heads , you all , aren't you ? See the maqnifique of old days . We are looking for stuff online to see whether it was somehow modified . And , oh my , will people even have one day with no mistranslations ?
oh-kay , translation time , because like obviously it will be entirely mistranslated in the form above . ı don't know which of them in the old gang wore the Blue , Somebody or Someone ... But after joining stuff you or ı don't know , all his records were burned in like 67 or 68 , joined the list of enemies of the state in '71 when he didn't lift a finger to help Muhsin Batur to become the Joint Chief of Staff ; but for the 1974 stuff , there might have been Civil War in the country , instigated along the Left /Right divide in the Military itself . So , it was like "No, Mr. Prime Minister, the reports are wrong! They are misusing money! See, he is paying money to have comics, where he does things he didn't do! It is all lies! And let us get rid of Lord Vader, too!!" As such, when the commander of Loring protested at the negative remarks issued at his security plans (by Americans , especially the USAF Colonel onboard) and this might have curtailed promotion plans , USAF used media connections to claim UFOs probing Americans instead being busy with goats ... Right , you don't need a translation of this , too ? Only natural , to see Someone or Somebody blamed to pay money to claim Loring was his doing , when he wouldn't pay or even claim Loring was his work ... Just give up , if you can't ...
because , there will be kids on the street today , laughing at me , thinking ı claim things while ı don't and people explain my wrongs and idiocy while actually turning my stuff 150 or 180 degrees off . They will be rightly proud of their beards , these kids , because most likely they didn't have them last year . Which will be certain proof that they were in diapers when people in the gardens of the Metropolitan bus repair shop were laughing at me , for knowing Yüzbaşı Volkan was failing to defend me , so glorious they were . You know , replacing the regulars in the so called national intelligence service with creating a whole new heroism story involving the MiG-28 , they were like surprised when old style Americans asked when the old gang's turn would come . The answer ? They claimed Bedrettin Dalan was number one ! (The former mayor of Istanbul , the root of all evil in the country , because he was abroad and America didn't let Congregation to have him extradited , because ı don't know , maybe he once called Snot - the spritual leader of the Congregation- a fool ?) Because old Americans , finding solace in their newly found ability to mock this country without any risk of being mocked back , described one was this white haired , blue eyed guy ... New Turkey asked for a trip to Red Flag where this F-16 team played as Reds and one of them got 15 simulated kills in one sortie , which would naturally make Yüzbaşı Volkan go purple if he had ever existed , all the media going crazy here and of course the next year or the year after that , the 15 kill guy was arrested as a coupist . You know , New Turkey . He must have been released at the general release thing when the Party and the Congregation fell on each other ... And of course when the guy ı know online says stuff about the comics , the lack of transparency here having caused lack of continuity , Ankara thinks Loring was really connected ! The feeling that permeates even goes abroad . Without the finesse . People abroad are like what ? Would have given you a tricorder survey and all about Loring , but am like tasked with maintaining global peace these days , because the old gang is so retired and they all like to pick on me ...
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