Pontiuth Pilate said:The story isn't true, naturally. It's one of those right-wing chain emails like "The Christian Student versus the Atheist Professor" (I'm sure you've read various versions) in which the leftist antagonist receives a satisfying comeuppance.
YES! If anyone wants one of these written, I'm just your man!
For the low low price of $20, I will write you one in 30 minutes or so. Just answer the following:
Chain letter is to be sent to:
A. Fellow Rush fans
B. Fellow Air America fans
Chain letter should involve which of the following
A. Marine
B. God-fearing American patriot
C. Kindly grandmother
D. America hating homosexuals
E. Kittens
F. Spineless liberal
G. Frothing conservative
H. Minister
I. Angry teenager w/ emo haircut
J. World Bank protester
K. Limbless veteran
L. Pregnant welfare mother
Said event should take place in:
A. Hospital
B. Funeral of fallen soldier
C. Armed forces recruitment center
D. church
E. public high school
F. "Happy Days" style diner
G. godless liberal campus
Chain mail should contain which object(s):
A. US flag
B. bible
C. copy of the Declaration of Independene
D. copy of the US Constitution
E. prosthetic arm/leg
F. wheelchair
G. copy of Communist Manifesto
I'll have to work on the questionairre.