Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me On First Dates

[Spearthrower]

Get ready for a whole night of anarchy!

 

[TommyTankRush]

I want to put that National Wonder in my Great Person farm.

... oof, that was lame.

 

[TommyTankRush]

I've got loads of experience, and I'm resistant to shock!

 

[uat2d]

I - I need to go home early to play one game called Civ4...
Her - Civ4, i love it !!
I - Do you have BtS ???
Her - Of course, and I'm also a member of one Civ 4 forum !!
I - Me too ! CivFanatics.com, it is great !!
Her - CivFanatics?? Never heard of it, i'm a member of Apolyton.


then i just run away, i don't want to date cows, ( because Apolyton members are cows; they'll be better in India, there cows are holy! )

 

[alpaca]

"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word"

 

[sabo]

"Is that the 'great wonder' Statue of Liberty you have in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me"

 

[Kael]

"Wow, you must be using the Big Head mod!"

 

[TheBladeRoden]

"You'd best start building the Apollo Space program, cause tonight I'm letting your rocket go TO THE MOON!!!"

 

[Arlborn]

"Wow, you must be using the Big Head mod!"

Bad bad boy!
Promoting your mod in such a open way!

Funny mod though!

 

[Angst]

This is THE thread.

 

[Megagumby]

"I'm sorry, but the Apostolic Palace forbade me to go out with you."

"Sorry, I only date Catholics."

(Why do I always date the crazies like Isabella and Cathy, rather than settle down with a nice girl like Shep?)

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I hear Egyptians shave everywhere

...because of the lice epidemic

 

[Nay]

"My head would look good on the end of your pole"

 

[BobTheTerrible]

I want to put that National Wonder in my Great Person farm.

... oof, that was lame.

Does nobody else find that as funny as I do?

 

[Cookie Crumbs]

"My empire is currently making 1410 beakers per turn at a 90% research slider and 50 GPT deficit"
"I love it when you talk dirty!"

 

[ASL Veteran]

As soon as you research Pottery we can talk about moving in together.

 

[johnny_rico]

How do you play - quick or marathon?

 

[Angst]

Me to girl: I like making my Scout enlighten the dark regions below Isabella.

Her to me: Me too!



... Huh, wait a minute.

 

[ASL Veteran]

After one year of marriage:

You better start getting religious about emptying the trash or your going to start seeing my angry face!!

 

[Nishdog]

It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze goddess. In his death all things appear fair.