This is sick!

[nc-1701]

Lol
I've been grabbed by the balls before while doing martial arts NOT COOL! Quite painfull, lol. But you end up leaving yourself open by grabbing them to all kinds of other crap. Mainly you leave your face open, and in the end a face is more important than your balls. (Not that I would want to lose either)...

I guess it depends on who your fighting, if the're just being jerks than a nice strike to the balls will get them to back off, but if they want to hurt you it won't really do anything...

 

[Jawz II]

I'm not trained in martial arts, but I can grab nads like a 2$ whore! I once saw a 250lb muscle guy talking crap at a little guy. The little guy grabed the big guy's nads. The big guy went to his knees FAST and was in no condition to retailiate after the little guy let go. Even the next day, the big guy didn't do anything - his spirit was broken.

Shows how much you know.

2 dollar whores dont grab the balls, nor do they play with the rectum, all that sutff is extra.

How many balls have you popped and how many knees have you broken, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Synobun]

I absolutely love this conversation. Fighting like a little girl is moronic.

 

[Ecofarm]

I've only grabbed balls a few times (only once did the bastard keep from crying like a little girl long enough for it to almost get to poping point). I never broke a knee or poked an eye. Hope I never must. The stand-up fights I've been in were only that way because I knew I could pummel the guy.

 

[Jawz II]

Hey in a real fight it will get you killed.

Id recommend going for the nuts if youre facing a really big guy and theres no way out. dont grab them unless you want to die, a fast kick, and then run for your life.

 

[C~G]

Sorry, that I participated into this thread.

 

[nc-1701]

I've only grabbed balls a few times (only once did the bastard keep from crying like a little girl long enough for it to almost get to poping point). I never broke a knee or poked an eye. Hope I never must.

Oh, you do realize knees are extremely hard to break right? The only way to really do it is to kick them extremely hard. (Far harder than I can) I suppose there are also a few wrestling types locks on the knees you could use too, but again only if your very strong. Knees aren't much of a weak point, elbows are far easier to break.

 

[Ecofarm]

Hey in a real fight it will get you killed.

Id recommend going for the nuts if youre facing a really big guy and theres no way out. dont grab them unless you want to die, a fast kick, and then run for your life.

I gaurentee that if I grab your nuts and squeeze hard, ALL of your bodily functions would stop INSTANTLY. That's how it works. You go into a VERY painfull state of shock in less than one second. You stop breathing and the only thing you can think of is how much it hurts. Your body crumbles. Have a friend test it on you if you don't believe me. See if you can do ANYTHING once the grab is on.

I've been in real fights, with other paratroopers, and it worked. I'm still here, and took no damage in those fights.

Of course, a kick is safer if you don't think you can get a good grab in. But then you don't get to look em in the eyes up close and laugh.

 

[Synobun]

I absolutely love your style of fighting. There are some people who can resist for a few seconds after a kick in the balls, and in those few seconds they will kick your ass.

Seriously, fight like a man, not a little girl. Resort to eye poking, hair pulling, and ball kicking when you know you can't win the fight and have to get away.

 

[nc-1701]

I gaurentee that if I grab your nuts and squeeze hard, ALL of your bodily functions would stop INSTANTLY. That's how it works. You go into a VERY painfull state of shock in less than one second.

I've been in real fights, with other paratroopers, and it worked. I'm still here, and took no damage in those fights.

Of course, a kick is safer if you don't think you can get a good grab in. But then you don't get to look em in the eyes up close and laugh.

Well, bluntly no sane person would let you get that far. If you grabbed me by the nads I would either
a) If you bent over to get at them I would hit you as hard as I could in the back of the neck. You would most likely black out.
b) If you didn't bend over, I would grab your hand with one of mine. Drop to my knees and swivel my whole body under your hand. The pressure on your wrist would force you to let go, or get your wrst broken, and then I could throw you or do a wrist lock.
c) If you had dropped your knees to prevent that I would simply kick you in the face, and it would be pretty much over.
d) Prefferably I wouldn't let you get a hold and would use a technique on the hand you were trying to grab with.

In the end while I don't believe the nads to be off limits, if grabbing them is your only strategy your screwed if you ever meet sombody who knows what they are doing.

 

[Ecofarm]

You fight like a man if you need to in order to feel "manly". I already know I'm a man and a fight won't change that. In a fight, I'm interested in one thing - putting you on the ground and in extreme pain as fast as possible.

When I land the grab (that hopefully you are not expecting) the fight is over. Period. And I don't have to bend over to grab your nads. All I need is for you to take your eye off either of my hands for 1 second.

Generally, with a bully, you can get a surprise attack in because they are not really expecting you to fight.

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with someone who says that I have absolutlely no chance of touching them in a fight. That's kinda pointless. If anything I do will automatically result in some faster-than-me super-ninja counter move, then I guess you are just undefeatable.

No more "tough guy" talk for me. Believe what you want.

 

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[wicshade]

i think the kid probably had suffered from low self esteem for several months if not years befor he killed himself, It would have been nice if a teacher/parent/mature adult would have noticed and tried to help, IMO apathy is the badguy here.

 

[Jawz II]

I gaurentee that if I grab your nuts and squeeze hard, ALL of your bodily functions would stop INSTANTLY. That's how it works. You go into a VERY painfull state of shock in less than one second. You stop breathing and the only thing you can think of is how much it hurts. Your body crumbles. Have a friend test it on you if you don't believe me. See if you can do ANYTHING once the grab is on.

I've been in real fights, with other paratroopers, and it worked. I'm still here, and took no damage in those fights.

Of course, a kick is safer if you don't think you can get a good grab in. But then you don't get to look em in the eyes up close and laugh.

What if I grab your nuts when you have mine? hey, you got 1 hand occupied warming my sack, I got 2 free hands, shouldnt be that hard.

Then what? Ill tell you what, then were a couple of marys holding each others ballbags. We might as well start making out at that point.

But that was your plan all along wasnt it?

If you and Mr elbow snapper (nc-1701) ever pop a ball or snap an elbow or even a knee in real life, get me back to me, ok?

Peace.

 

[Gilder]

At least he didn't try to take everyone down with him.

 

[Ecofarm]

At least he didn't try to take everyone down with him.

Interesting...

It seems that since he did not take anyone with him, we don't want to blame him. If he had shot a couple people, and then himself, would we have as much difficulty blaming him? Do we blame the bullies at Columbine? No. But we want to blame the bullies in this case...

 

[IglooDame]

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What if I grab your nuts when you have mine? hey, you got 1 hand occupied warming my sack, I got 2 free hands, shouldnt be that hard.

Then what? Ill tell you what, then were a couple of marys holding each others ballbags. We might as well start making out at that point.

But that was your plan all along wasnt it?

If you and Mr elbow snapper (nc-1701) ever pop a ball or snap an elbow or even a knee in real life, get me back to me, ok?

Peace.

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[b etor]

i am very curious as to what book is/was being discussed.

 

[Jawz II]

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Sorry boss, didn't see the warning.

I wasn't trying to start a flame war or anything.

@Ecofarm, no offense intended.

 

[Narz]

A school shooting would have been more proactive than hanging himself.

Then, he, and the one girl in class who was actually nice to him, could run away to a cabin in the woods together. They could grow crops and hunt small animals. He'd be bound to lose his excess weight living in the woods. While there he could write a book about his experience. Then (once he'd lost enough weight to be mostly unrecognizable), he and his woman could get fake passports, fly to Brazil, and live happily ever after.