Those are __________, stupid!

[cardgame]

Those are artists, stupid!

Anyway, I want Michael Jordan out my left and Albert Pujols out of my right.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are athletes, stupid!

Anyway, I want Cooper out of my left and Abernathy out of my right.

 

[choxorn]

I don't know what those are, stupid!

Anyway, I want Washington out of my left and Lincoln out of my right.

 

[Optical]

Those are American presidents, stupid!

Anyway, I want Clement III out of my left and Sylvester IV out of my right.

 

[Omni314]

Those are Antipopes stupid!

Anyway, I want Platypus out of my left and whales out of my right

 

[W|M]

Those are animals, stupid!

I want Strontium out of my left and Barium out of my right.

 

[choxorn]

Those are atoms, stupid!

Anyway, I want Serj Tankian out of my left and Daron Malakian out of my right.

 

[W|M]

Those are atoms, stupid!

I was referring to alkaline-earth metals.

 

[Verarde]

I was referring to alkaline-earth metals.

I would have said that, but I couldn't come up with stuff that fell under the category of "A."

 

[KaiserElectric]

Anyway, I want Serj Tankian out of my left and Daron Malakian out of my right.

Those are Armenian-Americans, stupid! Anyway, I want Here Come Dots out of my right and The Morse Code out of my left.

Spoiler :

Anagrams.

 

[Verarde]

Those are anagrams, stupid!

Anyway, I want Closer out of my left, and To The Wolves out of my right.

Spoiler :

This might be really obscure. They are Anberlin songs.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Those are Anberlin songs, stupid!

Anyway, I want FIM-92 Stinger missiles out of my left, and SA-18 Igla missiles out of my right.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are anti-aircraft missiles, stupid!

Anyway, I want the Malay out of my left and the Canadian Arctic out of my right.

Spoiler :

I was looking for Alices for mine. Alice Cooper and Alice Abernathy.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Those are archipelagos, stupid! Anyway, I would pick The Cave* out of the left and Animal Farm out of the right.

* Plato's Republic, Book VII

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Those are allegories, stupid! Anyway, I would prefer leucine out of the left and histidine out of the right.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are amino acids, stupid!

Anyway, I want ALF out of my left and ET out of my right.

 

[Dreadnought]

Those are amino acids, stupid!

Anyway, I want Alf out of my left and ET out of my right.

Those are aliens, stupid!

Anyway, I want Alexander out of my left and Daniel out of my right.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are Antipopes stupid!

Anyway, I want Fires out of my left and Leaf Cutters out of my right.

 

[Dreadnought]

Anyway, I want Fires out of my left and Leaf Cutters out of my right.

Wrong answer .

 

[DarthNader]

Still fits.