'Tickle's Teasers'

[salty mud]

If any of you fine people have watched Brainiac: Science Abuse, you'll know what I'm on about. If you haven't, let me explain. 'Tickle's Teasers' is where Jon Tickle, a former Big Brother contestent comes up with funny 'riddles' about things. For example, here is one.

'Here's one for you, do fish get thirsty?'

And another;

'Heres one for you, if a car is travveling at the speed of light, and the lights on the car are switched on, what would happen?'

If you have seen them, tell us what you think of them and post some of your own!

 

[Masquerouge]

Why did kamikazes wear helmets?

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Why is suicide against the law?

 

[salty mud]

Why did kamikazes wear helmets?

Love this one! True though...

I have one, 'what happens to the white when snow melts?'

 

[azzaman333]

I hate brainiac. 90% boobs, 5% annoying people, 5% intellegent content (if your lucky)

 

[salty mud]

I hate brainiac. 90% boobs, 5% annoying people, 5% intellegent content (if your lucky)

Why? I think its a great show. It is more than 5% intelligent content. Whos annoying?

HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED TO DAMN SHOW???

'Why is a broken heart rarely fatal?'

 

[azzaman333]

Why? I think its a great show. It is more than 5% intelligent content. Whos annoying?

HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED TO DAMN SHOW???

'Why is a broken heart rarely fatal?'

I have. Its a dumbed-down mythbusters. In my opinion.

 

[steviejay]

I have. Its a dumbed-down mythbusters. In my opinion.

I agree, but I still like both

 

[homeyg]

Why is suicide against the law?

It's not???

 

[Masquerouge]

It's not???

It is. Death penalty.

 

[warpus]

'Heres one for you, if a car is travveling at the speed of light, and the lights on the car are switched on, what would happen?'

The lights would go on!

 

[steviejay]

wouldn't the light be relative to your perspective. it would look normal to you but to people not travelling at the same speed it would *brain melts*

 

[El_Machinae]

It's a trick question: a car cannot go the speed of light. The wires, batteries, etc. would not go that fast.

The 'white' becomes the colour of whatever is below the water.

I've got one: is humanty smart enough to invent a computer that's smarter than humanity?

 

[brennan]

lol. To a stationary observer the light would not appear to move away from the car at all. To the occupant of the car there would be no time to make measurements in - infinite time dilation.

However, it is better to imagine the car travelling at slightly less than ls - in which case the light would indeed be moving faster. (Technically it would take an infinite amount of energy to accelerate a massive object such as a car to 100% ls). In this case...

To someone in the car it would appear to move away from the car at light speed.

To someone outside the car it would appear to move slightly faster than the car.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Someone here has this as a signature:

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultary?

 

[salty mud]

People! The isea is not to solve them, but to think of them!

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I agree, but I still like both

Same here.

 

[warpus]

How many Mexicans does it take to bake a cake?

 

[Sophie 378]

If your computer says "Keyboard not found, press OK. Mouse not found, press OK" what should you do?

 

[homeyg]

It is. Death penalty.

Dying isn't against the law.