After
another thread touched on the cheerfully deranged Conservative Bible Project, and I fell down the inevitable rabbit hole, TIL that Conservapedia maintains a glossary of what it calls
"conservative words". These include "abortuary", a 2spoopy alternative to abortion clinic (fine, I guess), "activism", because conservatives should be political active (um), and "AM", because getting up in the morning expresses a conservative work ethic (!!??).
Other conservative word include "boomerang", "exceptional", "locomotive" and, this one is really curious, "Kafkaesque", which they cite as expressing the horrors of "Leftist control of a bureaucracy". Apparently nobody told them that Kafka was a Jewish socialist?