Twist Civ4 Quotes

[Ur_Vile_Wedge]

"If you give a man a fish, you will feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will go out and buy a stupid hat."

"Those who would sacrifice a little liberty for a little security are called realists."

 

[TheBladeRoden]

peeps...peeps...peeps...peeps...

 

[JustinianVII]

"Do not throw the arrow...shoot it from a bow, you moron!"

"The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victim to fake crying than to lies." --Hillary Clinton, 2008 campaign

"There is one rule for the industrialist: outsource your labor to an underdeveloped country at the lowest cost possible, paying the lowest wages possible, and selling the lowest quality goods possible which have toxic paint."

"Everything is worth more than the crashing US dollar."

"Never bring a sword to a gunfight, or a rifle to a machine gun fight...but cavalry to a machine gun fight works for some reason."

 

[Stylesrj]

For every stack action, there is an "equal" and unrealistic reaction of airships --- Physics

 

[Tronicoz]

give a man a fish and he will eat it probadly. or maybie if it is alive he will throw it back into the ocean,

 

[hiddie]

Give a man a fire and you'll warm him for a day, set a man on fire, and you'll burn him, for a life-time.

 

[Swedishguy]

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I give money to the poor, they call me a socialist. Or a muslim. I'm not quite sure."

 

[Tronicoz]

a man who moves a mountain begins with carrying away small rocks, or maybie he must remove all the plants that covers the rocks first, or maybie he must walk to the mountain first

 

[JustinianVII]

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend his weekends sitting in a boat drinking beer all day."

"If you chase two rabbits, you're probably drunk and seeing double."

"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we conquer it from our weak neighbors."

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win, while AI Montezuma goes to war by suiciding his countless primitive stacks against a better equipped Civ."

"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like shelling out thousands of bucks for university fees."

 

[Stylesrj]

A man who moves a mountain obviously has not heard of building a tunnel through it.

 

[Walliard]

Tech advance: Recorded History.

"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now."

"What happened to then?"

"We passed it."

"When?"

"Just now. We're at now, now."

"Go back to then!"

"When?"

"Now!"

"Now?"

"Now!!"

"I can't!"

"Why?"

"We missed it."

"When."

"Just now."

"When will then be now?"

"Soon."

 

[Swedishguy]

"The future will be better tomorrow. BADUM-TISCH!"

 

[6K Man]

You must turn down your iron when it is glowing hot, unless you're prepared to buy a new shirt.

 

[6K Man]

"Beep... beep... beep... c'mon buddy, the light is green, move it already!"

It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear, but you may want to begin the eulogy a different way.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and your Privateers will have stuff to pillage for a lifetime.

 

[JustinianVII]

"Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of chicks, money, power, and chicks--that is the faith that I am searching for."

 

[ggganz]

For once you have tasted PC's you will surf the net with IE for Mac, for there you have been, and there you would like to kid yourself that you are.

 

[Stylesrj]

You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot... unless it's a cold-casting

 

[Swedishguy]

"You should turn your turbines when the steam is rolling."

 

[Stylesrj]

You would make a ship sail against the winds a currents by lighting a bonfire underneath her deck?
That is really, totally awesome!

 

[J-man]

@Walliard

Space balls, gotta love that movie!

Jamming radar!