UKIP go from strength to strength

[Takhisis]

Dammit, I was going to post that but couldn't find it!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

One of these days I'm going to explain averages. But it's complicated material and I'll have to prepare for it.

Spoiler :

 

[Borachio]

That is one ugly woman. I'm not normally all that fussy, but honestly I don't fancy her. She can bat her eyelashes at me all she likes, I'm not budging.

 

[bhsup]

Yeah, it's the nose hair, I think. I'm with Borachio on this one.

 

[Takhisis]

Her elbows aren't even visible!

 

[Kyriakos]

*Why the long face?*

Ah, nevermind..

 

[Quackers]

Looks like Channel 4 will be making a "spoof" documentary about the state of the UK in an event of a UKIP victory.

Channel 4 is a left wing broadcaster so expect to see a lot of rubbish. Immigrants in cages and the like. Still, all publicity is good publicity!

 

[Arakhor]

Oh come on, Quackers. To you, all terrestrial TV is left-wing.

 

[bathsheba666]

Looks like Channel 4 will be making a "spoof" documentary about the state of the UK in an event of a UKIP victory.

Channel 4 is a left wing broadcaster so expect to see a lot of rubbish. Immigrants in cages and the like. Still, all publicity is good publicity!

Why don't you contact them, and ask to be interviewed ?

I think your party deserves to have their values represented clearly for all to see.

 

[Quackers]

Here are the roles for some of the speaking parts:

Casting will take place for the following speaking parts:

Deepa’s Dad: Sikh, 60s, successful businessman, proud of his daughter

Deepa’s Mum: Sikh, 60s, kind, homely

Couple: 60s, Male and Female. White Middle class. Christian, homophobic, but adores their grandchildren

Dinesh: Indian Restaurant Owner, 50s, Tough businessman

Lobby Journalist: Journalist who questions UKIP strategy leader, 25-40, either male or female

Hack#1 & #2: 25-40, either male or female

Ralph: White working class, 50s factory worker

Van Driver: White van driver, 40s/50s

TV News Reporter, Female: Attractive 20s, Polly Boiko type

TV News Reporter, Male: 30s, challenges Deepa over UKIPs illegal immigrant crackdown

UKBA Officer: Young ex-soldier, has done 3 tours of Afghanistan, now works for UKBA

Vloggers: Angry bloggers, any age, white

You just know that "Ralph" is going to be some cariciture of a UKIP-man, and that means in the establishment a bigot. The white elderly couple will be shown as predjuiced too. You also have "white van driver" and "white vloggers" who you just know are gonna be portrayed as ignorant. So the majority of white parts are foolish whilst we have "Dinesh" the entrepreneurial immigrant who succeeds (probably a victim of racism at some point too), it will basically end up showing how fantastic and hard working immigrants are and how stupid and old fashioned Britons are.

Called it.

 

[Truronian]

Here are the roles for some of the speaking parts:

You just know that "Ralph" is going to be some cariciture of a UKIP-man, and that means in the establishment a bigot. The white elderly couple will be shown as predjuiced too. You also have "white van driver" and "white vloggers" who you just know are gonna be portrayed as ignorant. So the majority of white parts are foolish whilst we have "Dinesh" the entrepreneurial immigrant who succeeds (probably a victim of racism at some point too), it will basically end up showing how fantastic and hard working immigrants are and how stupid and old fashioned Britons are.

Called it.

Also, Dinesh will have laser vision.

Called it.

 

[Oruc]

Looks like Channel 4 will be making a "spoof" documentary about the state of the UK in an event of a UKIP victory.

Channel 4 is a left wing broadcaster so expect to see a lot of rubbish. Immigrants in cages and the like. Still, all publicity is good publicity!

Spoiler :

Something something

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

A documentary about the UKIP consisting of mostly rubbish.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[Arakhor]

There's no way those alleged UKIP policies can be accurate, or at the very least, seriously espoused by the party hierarchy.

 

[Borachio]

Those are spoof policies.

Some of the real policies are just as strange though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ukips-five-weirdest-policies-4408428

1. Abolishing inheritance tax

2. Guaranteeing a job in police force, prison service or border force for people who serve in the Armed Forces for a minimum of 12 years

3. Medals for every person in the armed services

4. Abolishing the Department for Culture Media and Sport

5. Changing the smoking ban to allow smoking indoors

Ah well, maybe not. It depends on how you look at it, I guess.

 

[Truronian]

Most of UKIP's policies are designed to look good in a Daily Mail headline. Effectiveness and purpose are neither here nor there.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Daily Mail readers sure love the smell of populism in the morning.

 

[Borachio]

Hmm. I'm not sure Tory or Labour policies are looking any more convincing at the moment, though, in terms of effectiveness or purpose.

 

[Truronian]

Hmm. I'm not sure Tory or Labour policies are looking any more convincing at the moment, though, in terms of effectiveness or purpose.

That is true. I still haven't got over Labour's 'Oath for Teachers' proposal.

 

[bhsup]

3. Medals for every person in the armed services

That's as dumb as the stupid US Army move to berets and their whole "Army of One" campaign from over a decade ago. It's a feel good measure at best.

Spoiler :

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
I am the 18-24 year old being targeted by this new marketing
concept, the very embodiment of "what's in it for ME." The legacy
of the politically correct years. It's ok to be immoral and a
pervert, and if anyone tries to mold me too vigorously into a
something that resembles a warrior, I'll tell my congressperson!

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
Teamwork? My chain of command consists of ME, MYSELF, and I.
I'm destined to be a dot-com millionaire. Just give me all that
college money, and take it easy on the discipline stuff. When
divisions of Chinese are racing toward my outpost like rabid
lemmings, I'll pack my Task-Force-Smith-smellin' ass back to
Milwaukee.

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
I have Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome, I'm great at Nintendo, and my
androgynous, sensitive physique can't handle 10 properly-executed
push-ups. I couldn't blast my way into an old folk's home, let
alone stand my ground in an impromptu bar room brawl. I am a
product of social engineering and hours of TV a day; my idea of a
"Survivor" is not a Medal of Honor winner who killed three
Vietnamese with his e-tool before being shot and left for dead,
but a pudgy, manipulative gay guy on an island shared with other
losers.

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
Concepts like duty, honor, and country are passe'. If it
Involves sacrifice of my individuality to become part of a team,
I'll punch out and spend the rest of my life hanging out with my
Microsoft employee slackerbuddies in Seattle, speaking in learned
tones about an unfortunate period in my life where I endured the
indignities of military service. Oh, the Patton movie? Haven't
seen it.

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
Gimme Gimme Gimme. What can I do for my country? Ha. Let me
ask that after I've feathered my nest like so many of the
non-veteran, draft-dodging, privileged Ivy Leaguers populating
Capitol Hill. Cater to me first, pander to me as an individual,
and after I don the uniform, continue to treat me with kid
gloves, and let me punch out before things get really tough-where
I might actually have to risk my life for my country, because...

********************* I AM AN ARMY OF ONE ***********************
I would add, I AM AN ARMY OF ONE
Give me my damn black beret, its all about appearances!