Vampires vs Werewolves

[hitlerII]

This has probably been debated before, but i think now is the time for me to see what you think about it. Which do you prefer - vampires or the ebil verevolves... er werewolves?

 

[aaglo]

this thread should include a poll

I prefer Vampires myself

 

[bhsup]

Let's see. This is easily boiled down to Selene or Lucian.

I pick Selene the vampire.

 

[GenMarshall]

Neather, the Radioactive Monkey PWNS them all.

 

[Ramius75]

vampire of coz, unless u like hairy chest girls

 

[Perfection]

I decided to analyze this in logically rigorous manner:

Number of results for a google image search of "sexy vampire" with all safety restrictions removed: 2,780

Number of results for a google image search of "sexy werewolf" with all safety restrictions removed: 101

2780/101 = 27.5

Therefore vampires are 27.5 times better then werewolves.

QED

 

[Rambuchan]

Vampires, for their erotic over and undertones.

 

[Ramius75]

One of them suck and another blow. Depending on what u guys want.

 

[Rambuchan]

One of them suck and another blow. Depending on what u guys want.

OK, but what does the one in the middle of your pic do?

 

[Tycoon101]

Neather, the Radioactive Monkey PWNS them all.

Absolutely right.

 

[Ramius75]

OK, but what does the one in the middle of your pic do?

no no vampire sucks and wolf just love to blow

i dont get it why they call it a blow job thou when its the opposite.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I guess I'm alone.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Vampires

 

[thetrooper]

Bloodrayne the vampire!

 

[Revolutionary]

Vampires!

for all the stated reasons and they make for better movies

 

[Panda]

this thread should include a poll

Yes it should.

And it should also be clarified what powers they get. Are the werewolves slaves to the moon like in 40's Hollywood flicks, or masters of their talents a'lá Witewolf's RPG? Do Vampires turn into ashes when hit by sunlight, can they be turned with crucifixes, do they get after being turned into one tehir own medieval castle, including undead wenches?

 

[Evil Tyrant]

Vampires of course. Whats not to like? They have hot babes, cool powers, and immortality(provided you dodge any stakes aimed at your heart). All werewolves have going for them are that they are ugly and have the power to turn into large dogs.

 

[Kozmos]

Vampires for sure....Selene and Bloodrayne for the win.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I decided to analyze this in logically rigorous manner:

Number of results for a google image search of "sexy vampire" with all safety restrictions removed: 2,780

Number of results for a google image search of "sexy werewolf" with all safety restrictions removed: 101

2780/101 = 27.5

Therefore vampires are 27.5 times better then werewolves.

QED

I note that there's no breakdown of Sexy Male and Sexy Females. How do we know the search hasn't brought up "Angel"* 2,780 times? Besides, you're all missing a trick. Werewolves are basically big dogs. Big Dogs with bigger tongue which...

Vampires it is.

*My missus likes him, that's my only reasoning for suggesting he may appear under that heading.

 

[Atlas14]

Vampires can be sexy.
Werewolves are good fighters, but too hairy for sex.