Washing the silverware

You guys are going to have your spoons spooning in the wash if you're not careful. Tut tut.
 
You guys are going to have your spoons spooning in the wash if you're not careful. Tut tut.

A little spy cam in the soap dispenser, next thing ya know ya got spoon porn goin' viral on the interwebz.
 
Sharp knives point down. Anything with a handle that fits through the holes in the bottom of the silverware holder goes handle up. (We have, unfortunately, quite a lot of spoons that fall through if they go handle-down, and then they get caught and bent when you pull out the rack.) If you have visually impaired people in the house, forks and table knives go points down. Otherwise, anything goes. (Or, if you like to follow the rules, do whatever the owner's manual tells you to do. I'm sure it has directions.)
 
Sharp knives point down. Anything with a handle that fits through the holes in the bottom of the silverware holder goes handle up. (We have, unfortunately, quite a lot of spoons that fall through if they go handle-down, and then they get caught and bent when you pull out the rack.) If you have visually impaired people in the house, forks and table knives go points down. Otherwise, anything goes. (Or, if you like to follow the rules, do whatever the owner's manual tells you to do. I'm sure it has directions.)

Directions? :confused: What are those?
 
You guys are going to have your spoons spooning in the wash if you're not careful. Tut tut.
Our Maytag dishwasher has enough little "boxes" in the flatware basket to restrict any intimacy between over sexed spooners, and we collect a full week's worth of items before we turn off the light and shut the door on them. it is tough, though, to keep the spoons from getting forked.
 
Our Maytag dishwasher has enough little "boxes" in the flatware basket to restrict any intimacy between over sexed spooners, and we collect a full week's worth of items before we turn off the light and shut the door on them. it is tough, though, to keep the spoons from getting forked.

We mere humans cannot even imagine what goes on in that silverware drawer!
 
Everything handles in. But I'll usually hand wash things with sharp cutting edges.
 
We mere humans cannot even imagine what goes on in that silverware drawer!
Our flatware is stainless so there's no evidence of spooning and forking, but in the silver chest where the stacking is more formal and neat stacks of snuggled knives, spoons and forks are the norm, stains and other unspeakable discolorations are the norm. I'm just sayin'....
 
Our flatware is stainless so there's no evidence of spooning and forking, but in the silver chest where the stacking is more formal and neat stacks of snuggled knives, spoons and forks are the norm, stains and other unspeakable discolorations are the norm. I'm just sayin'....

I'm tellin' ya, hidden camera. There has got to be a HUGE market for flatware porn!
 
I get my staff to do the cleaning of the silverware, doncha know? (Well, actually, Mrs Crump the housekeeper arranges it all.) It's a bit of a mystery to me, what goes on below stairs. But I'm sure it's all cracking stuff.
 
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