We shall be conquering the world!

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We all know that the members of CFC - and its elite OT-CFC members especially - all have unique talents and abilities, great determination, hardheld opinions and a will to rule!

As soon as we have set aside our mutual differences and overcome our differing political, social and economical conflicts, we can begin to spread the glory that is us to the rest of the world! :D

In preparation for the time when enlightenment and intelligence shall once again be the hallmarks of civilisation, we should find out what each of us can contribute to this event, and how we should go about making it.

The actual laws, regulations, politics and culture of the CFC Empire can be discussed later of course, but some structure is still required it seems. ;)

So with that, I hereby declare the founding of the CivFanatical Empire and the Imperial CFC Military Force (ICMF).

The Empire of the CivFanatics
Eternal President: Sid Meier
Supreme Leader: Thunderfall
Bicameral Legislature: The CFC Forum and the CFC-OT Forum

Ministry of War
Purpose: Handling the Imperial CFC Military Force
Minister: Cheetah

Ministry of PropagandaInformation
Purpose: Spreading the good news
Minister: Racsoviale
Proofreader: Arakhor

Ministry of SpamDisinformation
Purpose: Who knows
Minister: Perfection

The Imperial CFC Military Force
List A: Members of the ICMF, their titles and positions
- General Secretary of the Commission for War: Cheetah
- General of the 1st Imperial Army: gangleri2001
- Grand Admiral of the Imperial CFC Navy: Patroklos
- Spy/Cannon Fodder: GoodGame
- Spy: Cull (Possibly)
- Something: warpus
- Non-provider of Giant Death Robots: Perfection
- Provider of Bowling Machine Cannons: Taniciusfox

List B: Chain-of-command of the Imperial CFC Military Force
1. The Commission for War
2. The Imperial CFC Military Force is divided into the Imperial Army of the CFC Military Force and the Imperial Navy of the Imperial CFC Military Force.
3a. The Imperial Army does not yet have a leadership.
3b. The Imperial Navy is lead by Grand Admiral Patroklos.

List C: Acquirable, available and ready resources and equipment
For the Imperial Army:
- Giant Death Robots
- Bowling Machine Cannons, unknown number.
For the Imperial Navy:
- 1 former US Navy guided missile destroyer.

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A summary of the personnel of the Imperial CFC Military Force:

List 1: Work experience, competence and abilities
As far as we know, the following professionals are at least available (but have yet to give their support to this magnanimous effort). We have:
- 4 or 5 soldiers, officers and NCOs (Rather self-explanatory, no?)
- A few economists (No gold, no upkeep, no victory)
- Several IT workers (In today's information saturated world, IT is always important)
- 2 software programmers (can do both weapon systems and games)
- Lots of grad, college and high school students (Potential. Potential!)
- At least one chef if I remember. (Nobody can conquer the world on an empty stomach)
- 1 proofreader (We don't want to fight any Grammar Nazis. The fewer antagonists, the better)

List 2: Languages supported (16 and counting)
English will of course be the standard form of communication, but which other languages and systems do we collectively master?
- English
- Norwegian
- German
- French
- Spanish
- Russian
- Polish
- Chinese (Mandarin? Cantonese? Others?)
- Swedish
- Danish
- Finnish
- Estonian
- Dutch
- Italian
- Greek
- Portuguese
- Japanese

List 3: Anything else useful for world domination
What else should be added?
- Martial arts experience: Ninjutsu, Wing Chun Kung Fu, Taekwondo.
- Being insignificant (but far from worthless) - perfect spy material (or possibly cannon fodder).

Plans
List X: General ways to go about world domination, and the respective pros and cons
Option 1: Military conquest
Difficulty rating: *****
Awesomeness rating: *****
Popularity: -
Spoiler :
Dangerous and very difficult. We are too few people - and even less people who are in good enough shape - to form a proper army. Barring some divine intervention (and G/god(s) know he/she/it/they don't want to support many of our members) it will likely fail.

If we succeed however, our achievement will be spoken of for millennia! :cool:

Option 2: Cornering the global energy market
Difficulty rating: ****
Awesomeness rating: **
Popularity: -
Spoiler :
This is slightly easier then violently conquering the world. And the chances of dieing are also smaller. We just have to find out how to get control of any new petroleum resources in Siberia and invest heavily in solar and fusion power.

It's not as awesome however, as most people would find it boring to hear we conquered the world with just numbers and plans...


List Y: Specific Plans
- 1st Imperial Army under General gangleri2001: Conquer Sark

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I'll add anything else to this list as it is mentioned. :)

Also say which way that you would prefer we take over the world.

And which position or title in the Grand Armies of CFC you wish to hold. :cool:
 
Cheetah said:
List 2: Languages supported
English will of course be the standard form of communication, but which other languages and systems do we collectively master?
- English
- Norwegian
- German
- French
- Spanish
- Russian
- Polish
Click to expand...

Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Estonian
Dutch
Italian
Greek
Portuguese
Japanese
 
I am NOT:

a member of Mensa,

a polyglot,

over six feet tall,

able to bench press 300 pounds,

able to fully explain quantum mechanics in depth,

able to do matrix math,

able to use Steam/Civ5,

able to program,

etc....


Is that completely useless for global conquest?
 
GoodGame said:
I am NOT:

a member of Mensa,

a polyglot,

over six feet tall,

able to bench press 300 pounds,

able to fully explain quantum mechanics in depth,

able to do matrix math,

able to use Steam/Civ5,

able to program,

etc....


Is that completely useless for global conquest?
Click to expand...

Cannon fodder
 
I can program! I can design the weapon systems software or write computer games whichever is more important.
 
I'm a soon to be freshman in the US. I can speak English and Mandarin, working on Shanghaihua and Fuijanhua. 2nd Dan in Tae Kwon Do. I also look like around 10 years old.
 
Umm... average by CFC terms? High school graduate...

I have resources via my family though. We could use Bowling Tech Enterprises as a front! :)

For example: we could make sure some bowling machines go "missing" and transform them into cannons.

Some Spanish-skills after two years.
 
Hmmm....

If Igloodude and a few select other naval veterans on this forum agree to join my crew, I will sweep the seas of our enemies :trouble:
 
We got ourselves a navy people! This is going great so far! :D

Admiral Patroklos, do you have any adequate vessels to use once a crew can be assembled?
 
I am cruising in a DDG as I type, I am sure it could be aquired if needed... :evil:

ROOSEVELT_DDG_80.jpg


Will this work?
 
Probably if you replace the [/quote] with [/img] ;)
 
I play in a rock band.

how useless is that in this project.
 
Racsoviale said:
I play in a rock band.

how useless is that in this project.
Click to expand...

Kids are easily ensnared by music regardless of how good or bad it is. So, you're golden as our Minister of Propaganda.

I mean, hey, if the Sovs built Khruschevland they would've taken over the world through the dissemination of Communism to children. With your music, we shall disseminate CFCism!

Hmm... CommuFasCism...
 
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